United thread 2018/19

[dennishasdoneit]

It's being reported that @ManUtd's American owners want to sell to the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. He's the one who's being accused of ordering the murder of the Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

" I heard a rumour,......what have you done to her/(him)?"

 

[BlueRockape]

Saudi crown prinice. ..........now how are we going to get this thing about the journalist go away ?

Advisor......Put a four billion bid in for united they make loads of shit dissappear

 

[sir baconface]

If the Saudis take over, will Maureen “disappear” without compensation?

 

[Sid C]

Do Not Even Joke about this....just dont go there..(shudders off to bed,traumatized)
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Now having nightmares..the dutch blockhead van gal comes baaach...to be assistant Head Coach to trump.Omg...Blockheads are takin over the sty.!!

You’ve got a point there.

What about John Bercow?

 

[Pigeonho]

Lots of moaning about their ref on Saturday (Dean). Getting their excuses in already. I see 3-0 win there for Chelsea.

 

[Falcao]

Lots of moaning about their ref on Saturday (Dean). Getting their excuses in already. I see 3-0 win there for Chelsea.

Agreed. We usually struggle at Stamford Bridge anyway.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Agreed. We usually struggle at Stamford Bridge anyway.

You seem to struggle wherever .

 

[inchy14]

Agreed. We usually struggle at Stamford Bridge anyway.

You struggle at Brighton too...........

 

[Sir peace frog]

And at old Trafford

 

[Vienna_70]

Saudi crown prinice. ..........now how are we going to get this thing about the journalist go away ?

Advisor......Put a four billion bid in for united they make loads of shit dissappear

Correct.

They put millions of pounds worth of it on the pitch every other week, and by the time of the next game, it has all disappeared, only to show up again just before kick-off!

 

[Marvin]

Two signs of Man Utd decline:

1) BBC's Chelsea v Man Utd XI article. I was surprised they even ran that because it's obvious that at most 1 Utd player gets in such a side.

2) Majority of blues probably couldn't really be bothered who wins that game.

 

[ancoats]

love this at 29.30 hahahahahahahah

PS

watch the full clip and some good names pop up and a very young paul dickov playing youth football for Scotland

 

[vmsuhail]

Saudi crown prinice. ..........now how are we going to get this thing about the journalist go away ?

Advisor......Put a four billion bid in for united they make loads of shit dissappear

But, will MBS pass the FA's 'fit and proper' test ?

 

[crazyg]

But, will MBS pass the FA's 'fit and proper' test ?

Depends how big the brown armoured lorry to the FA is.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Brilliant article by the always excellent Marina Hyde:
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...m=Email&utm_campaign=TheFiver&CMP=fiver_email

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Is it me or are utd fans taking bullshit about witch hunt on Mourinho because of his swearing at their win the other night.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Is it me or are utd fans taking bullshit about witch hunt on Mourinho because of his swearing at their win the other night.

let me think, rags being realistic , honest, logical, sensible, impartial .............................err not in most of my lifetime.

 

[sir baconface]

But, will MBS pass the FA's 'fit and proper' test ?

If it benefited the rags, the issue from an Abu Hamza/Diane Abbott liaison over a wheely bin would pass the fit and proper test.

 

[Mr.Feeny]

Is it me or are utd fans taking bullshit about witch hunt on Mourinho because of his swearing at their win the other night.

Every fanbase gets irrational with conspiracy theories and victims complex. It's silly. There's no witch hunt. For those who think that there's a double standard with punishments of managers, it's important to note that priors play a role in a manager's punishment and Mourinho has a long history of breaking rules of conduct.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

You seem to struggle wherever .

Beat me to it.