United thread 2018/19

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Not just this season!

too right.

If they got relegated to the conference I'd want them to liquidate shortly afterwards.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've heard Simply Rag are bringing a best of album out.

1: Holding back the tears
2: Fearground
3: Totenham got me started
4: Mourinho's too shite(to mention)
5: Manure babies
6: If you don't bore me by now...

 

[manimanc]

 

[dennishasdoneit]

If they were to sack him who could they realistically go for?

If they go for a stop gap i could see them going for BFS.

Give it giggsy..he,d drop wales like a stone.
His track record suggests he doesn't believe in loyalty.
Swopped england for wales
City for utd
And best of all his missus for his brothers missus

 

[cjn]

PSG would be my guess.

They'll bankroll him to bore them to a CL final win.

PSG? They just spent the GDP of several small countries on attackers. Why would they get rid of Tuchel and hire a defensive coach who hasn't actually been good for years? They're looking to play exciting football.

 

[nixmith2]

I heard something similar but the person saying it seemed to think it was in Peg's contract rather than being a universal rule of thumb.

No, this has been standard practice in the post Ferguson era. Moyes was let go when mathematically they could not make it into the Champions League (and he lost £££s as a result). They set their managers certain minimum targets and it's written in b&w. Top four (or winning the Europa League) will be number 1.

 

[ScottSinclair]

Wenger is available he knows the dug out well at the swamp.

Tbh, give Wenger this United side and I think he will do very well, not win the title or anything, but make them a potent attacking side and not the laughing stock the miserable has-been they hired out of pure desperation has made them.

I fking love that every decision they make seems to backfire. Say what you will about Ferguson(a great manager I might add) but he has to get credit for one thing: He really did leave them in the shit, and he knew it.

 

[NZBlue]

Caption time,


No it's just too easy

 

[foggy1974]

All out of contract at the end of the season
De Gea
Martial
Jones
Smalling
Shaw
Mata
Young
Herrera
Valencia
Wilson
Pereira
Darmian

I thought it was an Arsenal thing to let players run down their contracts
Eye off the ball or mismanagement by Woodward ?

Thats what happens with BFS out of work, Elephant man unable to spend and Sunderland in div 1(sorry Stockport Makem)

 

[hjm1962]

Are we enjoying this yet..? laugh..? I almost bought the whole bar a beer