United thread 2018/19

[Indaparkside]

Now all I want to hear is when Phil Jones resigns and their defence is fucked for good

Don’t worry they’ve got smalling

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Sponsored by Greggs, the official pie supplier.
A spokesman for United said "Greggs and United have a relationship going back many years starting with Harry Gregg"
A spokesman for Luke Shaw said "Do you deliver?"

Sorry, only meat and potato, cheese and onion and steak.
@petekaye 1998

 

[Pigeonho]

Sanchez’s agent sounding out clubs for a January move according to TS.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Sanchez’s agent sounding out clubs for a January move according to TS.

He won't be going anywhere, he won't get any clubs interested in him as he's been awful since he moved in Jan and he's on huge wages. 1 goal in six months is shocking. We dodged a bullet there, and he has made his bed so let him lie in it!

 

[Pigeonho]

He won't be going anywhere, he won't get any clubs interested in him as he's been awful since he moved in Jan and he's on huge wages. 1 goal in six months is shocking. We dodged a bullet there, and he has made his bed so let him lie in it!

Very true. His wages will ease the pain I’m sure, but he must look over at us and wish he hadn’t been such a greedy fucker.

 

[schfc6]

He won't be going anywhere, he won't get any clubs interested in him as he's been awful since he moved in Jan and he's on huge wages. 1 goal in six months is shocking. We dodged a bullet there, and he has made his bed so let him lie in it!

Although we could pretend to be an Italian side, loan him for two years with United paying his wages.
That would be hilarious even if he's shit.

 

[KentBlue]

Very true. His wages will ease the pain I’m sure, but he must look over at us and wish he hadn’t been such a greedy fucker.

Also it sends the message out that we will not be held to ransom. You want to join a club that's going to make history? Ok. Accept our wage conditions or fuck off and join the rags.

 

[Pigeonho]

Also it sends the message out that we will not be held to ransom. You want to join a club that's going to make history? Ok. Accept our wage conditions or fuck off and join the rags.

The best of it is, their fans know this is exactly how it works now too.

 

[SilverFox2]

He must stay until the whole rancid abomination is completely destroyed by his input .

If that could be achieved and financial chaos resulted perhaps he would join the list of creditors awaiting the balance of his severance package from an Administrator.
Fanciful result I know but between them they are so wasteful in assuming that throwing money at problems sorts it out.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Mallorca Blue]

BBC reporting that Mourinho is delighted that Luke Shaw has signed a new contract .

The hypocrisy of everything and everybody at the cesspit never ceases to amaze.

Either Peg isn't taking the key decisions over transfers and contract extensions or he's decided: "Fukcem. They didn't let me sign the defenders I wanted so we'll extend the contracts on those we've got and a few others too. The new guy can sort it out when I'm fired."

He's so deranged, who know's what's going through his warped mind.

 

[Indaparkside]

Either Peg isn't taking the key decisions over transfers and contract extensions or he's decided: "Fukcem. They didn't let me sign the defenders I wanted so we'll extend the contracts on those we've got and a few others too. The new guy can sort it out when I'm fired."

He's so deranged, who know's what's going through his warped mind.

MONEY that’s what’s going through his mind pal, he knows a big payoffs around the corner

 

[Mallorca Blue]

He won't be going anywhere, he won't get any clubs interested in him as he's been awful since he moved in Jan and he's on huge wages. 1 goal in six months is shocking. We dodged a bullet there, and he has made his bed so let him lie in it!

Yeah no club in the world will pay him more than about 30% of what he's getting now. He's got a binding contract. It's a huge problem for the club but no problem for Sanchez.
The only way he goes is if the player gets a big lump sum now for agreeing to terminate the contract.

 

[Mallorca Blue]

MONEY that’s what’s going through his mind pal, he knows a big payoffs around the corner

Personally I think it's more to do with his immense ego than money.
If/when he gets the can, the catchphrase will be "specialist in failure".
The realisation that maybe he's not on the same level as Wenger, let alone Pep, Klopp, Sarri or Pochetino, will outweigh the financial rewards. He doesn't need the money though of course he'll take it.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The only way they can think of maintaining the bullshine about 'the world's BIGGEST club is to come up with eyewatering amounts for rather mediocre players. Fools only themselves.

 

[Indaparkside]

Personally I think it's more to do with his immense ego than money.
If/when he gets the can, the catchphrase will be "specialist in failure".
The realisation that maybe he's not on the same level as Wenger, let alone Pep, Klopp, Sarri or Pochetino, will outweigh the financial rewards. He doesn't need the money though of course he'll take it.

But they did win that big trophy under him beating Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich on the way don’t you know

 

[chedinho]

Harsh on Bertrand, when he was 23 he was an obvious athlete, you wouldn't worry about his condition in 5 years (as has proven true as he's still in great nick 6 years later). Shaw on the other hand is a natural lard arse, like Rooney, Tevez, and various others. He will have to work his arse off to stay at a high level for any amount of time and you'd imagine he'd peak early like people of that build usually do, his injury probably took away the best years of his career. 5 years of him at that price is a hell of a risk

The Utd fan I’m working with, is spewing over the shaw contract.
Just slipped in the “he’s better than Bertrand” and “best years are in front of him, now he’s over his injury” but he’s still not speaking.
Not to worry, I’ve still got plenty to say. ;)

 

[Tom_mcfc]

He's fucking shite..fat pie eating wanker

I like the humour to your post, just hopefully it isn't serious. No surprise what deluded biased blues liked it...……

 

[Blue Hefner]

Sanchez’s agent sounding out clubs for a January move according to TS.

I said the day he signed that he had China written all over him in 18months - admittedly, I didn't expect him to be looking to get out after only 6 months

 

[waspish]

As a club you either give a contract to a player to keep your investment or let him go for nowt get nowt but save yourself 52m.

It’s what Arsenal have decided to do with Ramsey they wayed up a big contract over 4/5 years and decided it isn’t worth it saving them selves millions.