United thread 2018/19

[waspish]

Big nose sticking up for jose. Says he knows how to win the league.
Meanwhile mourinho enters his third year at utd still looking to win the league.
Gobshite.

And mid table waiting for the axe!

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Don't they have the unilateral right to extend many of those by a year at existing rates?

Some of them, I'm sure.
It comes down to which run out in 2019, and which are 2020.
The 2019 are sign or sell or lose.
2020 are slightly less critical just now.

I assume several - Valencia and Young surely if they don't fall apart, maybe one of the centrehalves - will get another year simply because if they have to buy, it's better for the accounts to spread 10 top signings over 4 years than try cramming them all in 2 years. A bit like City did with Toure. Did we also do the same with Clichy?

 

[mat]

How do you convert Luke Shaw's new contract into Gregg's Steak bakes?

 

[schfc6]

Bit like Raheem Sterling, eh ;)

Raheem is actually a very good player though. Shaw is a midtable attacking fullback with poor defensive skills and not overly good attacking skills.

For me it would be like giving Bertrand £150k plus a week.

 

[schfc6]

How do you convert Luke Shaw's new contract into Gregg's Steak bakes?

It's about 42,0000,000 sausage rolls per week.

 

[crazyg]

How do you convert Luke Shaw's new contract into Gregg's Steak bakes?

Google is your friend. At Iceland, they're £1.60 for 2, so 80p each. The calculation would no doubt be skewed if he bought them in bulk and got a better deal by the lorry load..

 

[br88]

Played a few average games and gets five year contract on 190,000 a week.....just mind boggling. Very poor defensively and will get destroyed by the better teams. What the hell is going on at Utd......long may it continue.... haha!!.

 

[BigOscar]

Raheem is actually a very good player though. Shaw is a midtable attacking fullback with poor defensive skills and not overly good attacking skills.

For me it would be like giving Bertrand £150k plus a week.

Harsh on Bertrand, when he was 23 he was an obvious athlete, you wouldn't worry about his condition in 5 years (as has proven true as he's still in great nick 6 years later). Shaw on the other hand is a natural lard arse, like Rooney, Tevez, and various others. He will have to work his arse off to stay at a high level for any amount of time and you'd imagine he'd peak early like people of that build usually do, his injury probably took away the best years of his career. 5 years of him at that price is a hell of a risk

 

[CTID1977]

Now all I want to hear is when Phil Jones resigns and their defence is fucked for good

 

[Vienna_70]

Hes very up and down.

There’s no question, though, that the rags are on the slide.

 

[FantasyIreland]

There’s no question, though, that the rags are on the slide.

Hence why they Park the bus

 

[Mallorca Blue]

Now all I want to hear is when Phil Jones resigns and their defence is fucked for good

LOL
Imagine what they'd be like without Phil's masterclasses holding up the fort

 

[northwichblue]

How ironic if he gets sacked after the Chelsea game.

 

[blue by birth]

See Shaw is getting pelters from people who probably haven't seen him play this season. Very good player

He's fucking shite..fat pie eating wanker

 

[bakerdave76]

He's fucking shite..fat pie eating wanker

No need to call Tom a fat pie eating Wanker ...

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Does he sell Sea Shells...?

It's a like from me ;-)

 

[Marvin]

Mourinho's last game?

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Mourinho's last game?

Let’s hope not

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Let’s hope not

He must stay until the whole rancid abomination is completely destroyed by his input .

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

BBC reporting that Mourinho is delighted that Luke Shaw has signed a new contract .

The hypocrisy of everything and everybody at the cesspit never ceases to amaze.