High end restaurants

just been invited to the opening night of the Ivy on the 23rd - looking forward to it.
 
Did L'Enclume on a taster menu never been so hungry in my life and f**k me the wine prices. Now I'm not tight but a bit of value for money is that to much to ask for. The room we booked in their cottage was to die for no probs. Then breakfast at £ 70-00, well yep I did one.
I used to love L’Enclume, it was a treat to go there and stay over in Cartmel but haven’t been for probably 3 or 4 years. Mostly because they only do taster menus now which wasn’t always the case.

The wife hates taster menus and despite me being a bit of a foodie taster menus have started to get on my tits now. When I’m paying top dollar I want to enjoy every mouthful and it dos’nt help when they serve up lambs testiculs and I have to eat my wife’s as well.

The last bit dos’nt particularly read right but you know what I mean.
 
I used to love L’Enclume, it was a treat to go there and stay over in Cartmel but haven’t been for probably 3 or 4 years. Mostly because they only do taster menus now which wasn’t always the case.

The wife hates taster menus and despite me being a bit of a foodie taster menus have started to get on my tits now. When I’m paying top dollar I want to enjoy every mouthful and it dos’nt help when they serve up lambs testiculs and I have to eat my wife’s as well.

The last bit dos’nt particularly read right but you know what I mean.

Your Wife is a baby sheep?

Are you Welsh?
 
I used to love L’Enclume, it was a treat to go there and stay over in Cartmel but haven’t been for probably 3 or 4 years. Mostly because they only do taster menus now which wasn’t always the case.

The wife hates taster menus and despite me being a bit of a foodie taster menus have started to get on my tits now. When I’m paying top dollar I want to enjoy every mouthful and it dos’nt help when they serve up lambs testiculs and I have to eat my wife’s as well.

The last bit dos’nt particularly read right but you know what I mean.
Not a fan of taster menus either, prefer a bit of a la carte. Don't like big menus but a little bit of choice over what I'm paying top prices for.
 
I f my wife had testicles I probably wouldn't bother ordering the lamb testicles at a restaurant.
Precisely, thing is I didn’t order them as it was a ‘surprise’ taster menu so I didn’t know they were coming until they came. All over my plate!
 

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