School teacher's nicknames

We had a teacher who got done for pinching women's underwear from washing lines. He was an English teacher and when he was writing stuff on the blackboard we used to have a game who could shout out 'N and B's' the loudest before he'd turn around and kill one of us. The thing is, he never did because although we thought we were shouting about Knickers and Bras, we never twigged that Knickers was spelt with a K!
 
Our Deputy Head was a huge guy called Harry Osborne he got called Harry O

You didn’t mess with Harry and I had the pleasure of a right few beltings off him in my secondary school career.

Teefal Heed was a physics teacher with an enormous forehead and awful side hair

Mrs Patton was called Four Star

Mrs Lttlejohn was called Psycho

MrvBrickley was called Breezeblock
He was the Heedy at our primary school.

We had a song when our football teams played.

1.2,3 who are we
We’re St Catherine’s Primay
With a nick nack paddywack
Give the dog a bone
Send old Brickly rolling home.

He was a fat ****.

His Depute was Miss Denver and old spinster we called John
 
Dungeon Master - for a short chubby Maths teacher, cos he looked like the one off the kids cartoon series Dungeon & Dragons
 
Turkey
Budgie
Big Bob Slob
Mumbles
Jolly Green Giant
Kilbo
Dicko (for two types of Dixon/Dickson - think one was Big etc)
Vinnie/Pinhead
Dango
Dougie
Aphid
Tommo
Aforementioned ‘Testy’
Piggy
Peggy
Sideshow Bob/Casper/Haircut 100
Jimbo
Rudolph
Happy Stan the physics man (lab assistant)
 

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