United thread 2019/20

[malg]

Phil Jones deserved an Oscar....

I've got the Ed Wood dvd boxset. Bloke was a genius. Got a few days off coming up I think I'll give it an outing.

 

[The perfect fumble]

I've got the Ed Wood dvd boxset. Bloke was a genius. Got a few days off coming up I think I'll give it an outing.

Each to their own ;-)

 

[bluethrunthru]

And United posted that on their own social media by the looks of it? Talk about wanting to set the narrative.

I think it may a cry for help from a club self harming that cannot get itself out of its death spiral?

 

[Ric]

If that Ogden article today is true, and players are already briefing behind Solskjaer’s back about his outdated methods, then it’s going to be a long season for them. Pre-season training has only just started, and already it’s going tits up. They’re an absolute shambles.

 

[JASR]

If that Ogden article today is true, and players are already briefing behind Solskjaer’s back about his outdated methods, then it’s going to be a long season for them. Pre-season training has only just started, and already it’s going tits up. They’re an absolute shambles.

Ah well.

‘You reap what you sow
Put your face to the ground
Here come the marching men
Your colours wrapped around’

 

[remember arthur mann]

If that Ogden article today is true, and players are already briefing behind Solskjaer’s back about his outdated methods, then it’s going to be a long season for them. Pre-season training has only just started, and already it’s going tits up. They’re an absolute shambles.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Top early for that. Need Oli to stay in there for a bit before the inevitable sacking

 

[chedinho]

I would like united to start the season with 20 defeats on the bounce, make a heroic recovery only to go down with the last kick of the rearranged derby which also clinched the title on the way to a history shattering quadruple after beating the dippers in the last minute of the champs league final

I can’t see Liverpool getting to the champs league final again.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I can’t see Liverpool getting to the champs league final again.

we know how they lust after the PL title I can see Klopp being told to fuck every cup and go balls out of the league - however with 97 points last season I think that may well have been going balls out for the league..........

 

[aguero93:20]

Do they cover all 9 of his Premier League appearances?

It's nearly as long as that GIF.

 

[blueju]

I’ve just watched the 6 o’clock news and feel liking vomiting.
This is gonna be a long , long 10 days I feel. Would have preferred a 10 day trip to Baghdad , Blackpool , Vladivostok or some other suitable shithole to escape this rag fest.

Not one mention of how shite they are

 

[greasedupdeafguy]

This is comedy genius...

 

[schfc6]

If that Ogden article today is true, and players are already briefing behind Solskjaer’s back about his outdated methods, then it’s going to be a long season for them. Pre-season training has only just started, and already it’s going tits up. They’re an absolute shambles.

A few quiz nights and video nights of the class of 92 and the treble winners down the Cliff and some good old fashion pounding the pavements and SAS training will bring them together.
They’ll be fine. I can’t imagine for one second their players current and potential will be looking/hearing about our methods and thinking, Nah, this 1980’s beasting is for me.

 

[SWP's back]

If that Ogden article today is true, and players are already briefing behind Solskjaer’s back about his outdated methods, then it’s going to be a long season for them. Pre-season training has only just started, and already it’s going tits up. They’re an absolute shambles.

That’ll be from Pogba’s camp no doubt. United will be well aware where it’s from and I would imagine it’s a shot across the bows of what is in store if they force him to stay.

 

[billymumphrey]

Management have set this up so OGS can give the ...'if you don't sort yourselves out we'll end up like Leeds' team talk.

With the contracts they're handing out, they've already got a couple of Seth Johnson's on their hands...

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that a bad angle or has Shaw just fucked off any idea of being an athlete?

No wonder Greggs'' profits are up!

 

[TonyM]

Come on guys. Everyone said it was a shambles when Mourinho had his first preseason too! ....

 

[pirate]

This is comedy genius...

what the actual fuck

 

[Ted_Bovis]

They’ve just arrived in Perth, apparently the city’s buildings which are lit up every night are going to be lit up red, Man U mania, and repeats of goals they scored in the long distant past, and that was just in the afternoon news round up...the next ten days are going to see something heavy thrown through my tv screen

Just stop watching MUTV then ;)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

If that Ogden article today is true, and players are already briefing behind Solskjaer’s back about his outdated methods, then it’s going to be a long season for them. Pre-season training has only just started, and already it’s going tits up. They’re an absolute shambles.

It seems almost impossible that they are this shambolic by accident, given all their manifest advantages as an organisation. Football is like no other business in that sense; the market rarely finds you out at all, if you’re an established club in the modern game - however it seems to be finding united out.

It’s a long way back from where they now find themselves. Further than I think they realise.