jimharri
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Come on @CrazyBlues, explain yourself.
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Joke thread
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The Lightbowne Cowboy
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It's Liverpools year. I know it's an old one, but it cracks me up every time I hear it.
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Well, I thought my powers of reasoning had deserted me when I read that 'Joke,' but thankfully I'm not
alone, though I'm pissed off about spending so much time attempting to decipher it.
Anyway, back to an old one from Ken Dodd...
''The bloke who invented cats eyes for the roads got the idea when a cat was staring into his headlights.
If it had been facing the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.''
alone, though I'm pissed off about spending so much time attempting to decipher it.
Anyway, back to an old one from Ken Dodd...
''The bloke who invented cats eyes for the roads got the idea when a cat was staring into his headlights.
If it had been facing the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.''
The bloke was Percy Shaw. Lived in a big Victorian mansion near Halifax. Was almost completely unfurnished, with no carpets. Invited friends and neighbours to a birthday party each year. Just barrels of beer and pork pies.Well, I thought my powers of reasoning had deserted me when I read that 'Joke,' but thankfully I'm not
alone, though I'm pissed off about spending so much time attempting to decipher it.
Anyway, back to an old one from Ken Dodd...
''The bloke who invented cats eyes for the roads got the idea when a cat was staring into his headlights.
If it had been facing the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.''
Zubrman
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The bloke was Percy Shaw. Lived in a big Victorian mansion near Halifax. Was almost completely unfurnished, with no carpets. Invited friends and neighbours to a birthday party each year. Just barrels of beer and pork pies.
His grandson Luke still keeps to the same dietary regime.
Merge with Willie Shakespeare thread as I don't get that either.
Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.
I don't get this one either.The bloke was Percy Shaw. Lived in a big Victorian mansion near Halifax. Was almost completely unfurnished, with no carpets. Invited friends and neighbours to a birthday party each year. Just barrels of beer and pork pies.
I don't get this one either.
Oh come on, almost completely unfurnished is the clue, then to end with pork pies, No ?
dronefromsector7G
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Nintendo have brought out a new game where a 10 year old boy runs around the streets of Glasgow smashing up cars, stabbing people and robbing houses… It's called 'Wii bastard'
dronefromsector7G
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Persuaded my wife to smuggle coke through customs by sticking it up her arse... Feel pretty bad about it now though. I didn't know you could buy another can in the departure lounge!