Kennedy_probably_has
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Hmmm, not sure if that might be better than the actual punchline
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Joke thread
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dickie davies
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Thank your Mrs from me as I hadn't a scoobyFuck me ragged, I've had to ask the wife to explain and she has absolutely no sense of humour.
Try Abbacabs.
FlemishDuck
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Man comes in with the doctor, pulls down his pants to show the doctor one of his balls went completly blue
Doctor: myeah, we will need to amputate that ball
Man comes again the next week, pulls down his pants, this time its his other ball that went completly blue
Doctor: myeah i'm sorry but we will need to amputate the other ball too
Man comes back again a week later, this time the whole area around his privates went blue, man asks doctor "now what, what could this be"?
Doctor: AH, now i get it!
man: ah?
doctor: it's youre jeans thats giving off
Doctor: myeah, we will need to amputate that ball
Man comes again the next week, pulls down his pants, this time its his other ball that went completly blue
Doctor: myeah i'm sorry but we will need to amputate the other ball too
Man comes back again a week later, this time the whole area around his privates went blue, man asks doctor "now what, what could this be"?
Doctor: AH, now i get it!
man: ah?
doctor: it's youre jeans thats giving off
Barcon
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Your.
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Sentences can't contain a possessive adjective and nothing elseYour.
Barcon
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Sentences can't contain a possessive adjective and nothing else
Tit.
dickie davies
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His tit went blue?Tit.
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you have to say it out loud in your best Sean Connery accent ,but a very witty try, well done :)I asked a fella in the pub, "Does Sean Connery like herbs?"
He replied, "Yes, but only partially."
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Notice to whoever's stole my trainers and my fluorescent vest.
You can run, but you can't hide!
You can run, but you can't hide!