Joke thread

Guy go's to the doctors with gastric problems. Doctor he says ive got terrible dihorea, so has my sister,, and my mum. Do you think it could be hereditary. Don't know about that says the doc but it's in your jeans.
 
This is a bit of a cheat becos it is a poem by John Cooper Clarke, but very funny.
NECROPHILIA
If you're fed up with foreplay and all that palaver
'Ave a cadaver.
 

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