Stupid little things that bug you

Big Swifty said:
When you go into a pub and find, to your delight, several handpumps. But when you want to read the clips, with a description of the ale (esp. the ABV), there's a pair of twats perched on stools blocking your view of the beer clips, when there's plenty of seats in the place anyway. So you either have to push your way between them or take a gamble.

Just shift, you anti-social selfish bastards.
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That’s me mate, sorry.

I like to have a drink alone and always stand/sit at the bar.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
That’s me mate, sorry.

I like to have a drink alone and always stand/sit at the bar.
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You have proved that when you picked on @DazWA9. No one since 1969 has said the pictures, oh and they don't call it the flea pit anymore either. Get with the real world you bar hogging moaning bastard. (note to self:insert smiley before pressing send)
 
TCIB said:
Reading stupid questions on Amazon. For example "does this work with chisels". The item was a drill.
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You can get chisel bits to fit a drill. It is still a stupid question though if this is what it means because it's just a normal bit that has a flattened end.
 
Big Swifty said:
When you go into a pub and find, to your delight, several handpumps. But when you want to read the clips, with a description of the ale (esp. the ABV), there's a pair of twats perched on stools blocking your view of the beer clips, when there's plenty of seats in the place anyway. So you either have to push your way between them or take a gamble.

Just shift, you anti-social selfish bastards.
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Oh yes, and they both stare at you when you're trying to read what there is like you're some sort of weirdo.
 
"Press Green to watch from the start" on the BBC channels. Now I have find the remote I've just put down to get rid of it (press yellow for anyone who hasn't worked it out).
 
Churchlawtonblue said:
Governments that practice token gesture politics by effectively banning wood burning stoves in the name of climate change and air pollution when old diesel cars, wagons and busses are not banned and China and India are still building new coal fired power stations at a rate of knots.
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or telling you you can use kiln dried wood. Now I'm no scientist nor an environmentalist but I'm pretty sure the process of drying wood in a kiln cause carbon emissions somewhere else along the line.
 
Big Swifty said:
When you go into a pub and find, to your delight, several handpumps. But when you want to read the clips, with a description of the ale (esp. the ABV), there's a pair of twats perched on stools blocking your view of the beer clips, when there's plenty of seats in the place anyway. So you either have to push your way between them or take a gamble.

Just shift, you anti-social selfish bastards.
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Usually Carling or Coors-drinking cunts who are surprised that some people like to make an informed choice.
 
It really irritates me when someone won't answer a perfectly simple question.

Just had some Indian woman on the phone telling me my computer has got a virus on it and if I turned it on, she would tell me how to fix it. When I interrupted her and asked her what the colour of her underwear was, she wouldn't tell me. She even had the nerve to tell me it was none of my business. Honestly, some people!
 
Driving along the road and you come across a parked car on your side. The Highway Code and common sense tell you to give way to the car travelling towards you and stop to give way to them. But they decide to stop themselves and flash you through. Aftrr a few moments' hesitation you go forward in the knowledge that if you have a collision it's your fault. Out of politeness you have to acknowledge them stopping for you.

Later in the day you find yourself behind them in the Tesco queue doing the old 'oh do I have to pay? l will look for my money then'.
 
Mike Cledford said:
Driving along the road and you come across a parked car on your side. The Highway Code and common sense tell you to give way to the car travelling towards you and stop to give way to them. But they decide to stop themselves and flash you through. Aftrr a few moments' hesitation you go forward in the knowledge that if you have a collision it's your fault. Out of politeness you have to acknowledge them stopping for you.
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It wouldn't be your fault. Once you've started your maneouver, then if the other vehicle starts theirs, and you cannot safely move to a position to let them past, they are then in the wrong.
 
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