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Nevermind the youths not taking this seriously, the elderly and at risk seem to be having harder time understanding what self isolation means.
We are currently looking after two neighbours, my sister in law and my mother in law who are elderly or at risk.
We explained the government rules to them. What was and wasn't allowed during their 12 weeks of isolation.
We have set up a robust rota which allows us to shop for them weekly. Any emergencies or random shopping needs are just a phone call away etc.

Two days in and two of them have been out shopping!

They both gave the same excuse. They said they just wanted a few bits and that they didn't stay in the shop(s) for very long.
One stopped in on a elderly friend to make sure they were ok!

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Just called an old (retired)work friend to check he and his missus are ok.
Turns out he's down Devon picking up his caravan. I explained he's not allowed out. His response was "it doesn't matter, he will be back home tomorrow"...FFS!
 
Any Blues, from London ? My girl is now at the Excel Centre, its an exhibition hall and is being converted into an emergency hospital for 2500 beds, feel proud of my daughter but scared too, this is moving fast
Closing her previous centre and now she is moving to organise this new massive Super Hospital which is at Royal Victoria Dock, Excel Centre, Army are there helping to convert it, near Canary Wharf.. expecting ! Blimey
 
Depends if Susan Boyle was giving it or not

She looks really pretty now she has a few shilling.

Before fame.

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Apres fame

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Susan looks sassy on that second photo and a pleasure to afford both barrels if I was a singleton. This is an urgent call to all olden people on our Moon who are letting themselves go by not making the best of what they have. If you are a chap and have clumps of sods on the side of your head then immediately lose them as this is not hair by any stretch of the imagination. And cut your eye brows down to manageable levels because old man bushy eyebrows will not turn you into a fanny magnet. Also stop pulling your pants up to your chest because this is why our good lord invented a waistline. If you are a lady then dye your hair and apply conditioner to voluminous levels. Also apply makeup cleverly to accentuate features. Also perfume will attract the opposite sex except for Estee Lauder Youth Dew that has a very strong smell like stagnant stale piss . And also try to avoid flowery dresses and utilize a supporting bra. In general olden people do look after themselves much more than they did in the sixties with their hair nets baggy tights and shopping trolley mentality. Teeth are also important. Apologies for any derailment but Susan now looks really pretty-ish.
 
She looks really pretty now shes has a few shilling.

Before fame.

idDtK13.jpg


Apres fame

jWbEM12.jpg


Susan looks sassy as fook on that second photo and it a pleasure to afford both barrels if I was a singleton. This is an urgent call to all olden people on our Moon who are letting themselves go by not making the best of what they have. If you are a chap and have clumps of sods on the side of your head then immediately lose them as this is not hair by any stretch of the imagination. And cut your eye brows down to manageable levels because old man bushy eyebrows will not turn you into a fanny magnet. Also stop pulling your pants up to your chest because this is why our good lord invented a waistline. If you are a lady then dye your hair and apply conditioner to voluminous levels. Also apply makeup cleverly to accentuate features. Also perfume will attract the opposite sex except for Estee Lauder Youth Dew that has a very strong smell like stagnant stale piss . And also try to avoid flowery dresses and utilize a supporting bra. In general olden people do look after themselves much more than they did in the sixties with their hair nets baggy tights and shopping trolley mentality. Teeth are also important. Apologies for any derailment but Susan now looks really pretty-ish.
6 stellas I’m in
 
Anybody else thinking the same as me that we have not had the number of deaths yet because the numbers might be up drastically compared to previous days? Or am I just a pessimistic sod!!
Said the same to my missus, this is the main thing that everyone is talking about and the only statistic that we can use given the variation in testing is the mortality figures.

There is no reason these could not be published at 17:00 every day given that they are confirming the deaths at 9:00am each morning.
 
She looks really pretty now shes has a few shilling.

Before fame.

idDtK13.jpg


Apres fame

jWbEM12.jpg


Susan looks sassy on that second photo and a pleasure to afford both barrels if I was a singleton. This is an urgent call to all olden people on our Moon who are letting themselves go by not making the best of what they have. If you are a chap and have clumps of sods on the side of your head then immediately lose them as this is not hair by any stretch of the imagination. And cut your eye brows down to manageable levels because old man bushy eyebrows will not turn you into a fanny magnet. Also stop pulling your pants up to your chest because this is why our good lord invented a waistline. If you are a lady then dye your hair and apply conditioner to voluminous levels. Also apply makeup cleverly to accentuate features. Also perfume will attract the opposite sex except for Estee Lauder Youth Dew that has a very strong smell like stagnant stale piss . And also try to avoid flowery dresses and utilize a supporting bra. In general olden people do look after themselves much more than they did in the sixties with their hair nets baggy tights and shopping trolley mentality. Teeth are also important. Apologies for any derailment but Susan now looks really pretty-ish.
Thanks but no thanks not even with my beer goggles at full tilt
 
Large rise in deaths in the Netherlands - 80 new deaths in a day to 356; and 852 new cases - to 6,412, according to its health ministry.

Poland's latest figures from its health ministry - 1,031 cases and 14 deaths

New York state has recorded more than 5,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in a single day, putting the total above 30,000

Boris Johnson is no longer meeting the Queen face to face..

All in here

www.covidvisualizer.com
 
Yeah some footballers even got tested when asymptomatic. None of us would get such treatment. You are saying we are all just people, but we’re not according to the testing. Some are more important than the rest and treated differently. It’s a fair criticism. It’s even on ITV News. “Why is Prince Charles being tested and so many NHS workers are not?” It should be the same testing rules for everyone.

The sports stars getting tested is actually really interesting to me because it basically represents as close as weve got to a random test of a few hundred people who were in relative close contact to someone with the virus and it was surprising how many of them tested positive asymptomatically.
 
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