yeseye
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5 sleeps till putting the bins out
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jimharri
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When you're shopping shopping in Waitrose, ensure other shoppers stay the recommended 2 Metres away by taking a Lidl carrier bag with you.
Tuearts right boot
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The Boredom of Self Isolation.
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle , and hold a naked flame to the bottle base eventually it will get sucked inside.
If you did know this , and you know how to get it out.... please massage it..... urgently.
jimharri
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"There were eight hundred and eighty four thousand, five hundred and seventy six green bottles...hanging on the wall......"
sir baconface
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"There were eight hundred and eighty four thousand, five hundred and seventy six green bottles...hanging on the wall......"
Yes, but I’d also like to know the dimensions and composition of the wall as well as the means of suspending these green bottles. Oh, and what shade of green are they?And if one green bottle should accidentally fall there’d be eight hundred and eighty four thousand five hundred and seventy five green bottles hanging on the wall
PannickAtTheDisco
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Yes, but I’d also like to know the dimensions and composition of the wall as well as the means of suspending these green bottles. Oh, and what shade of green are they?
British racing green.
Indaparkside
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2 flys on a piece of shit one farts the other says do you mind I’m eating my lunch
Tuearts right boot
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...all together, now.....eight hundreAnd if one green bottle should accidentally fall there’d be eight hundred and eighty four thousand five hundred and seventy five green bottles hanging on the wall
Tuearts right boot
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Yes, but I’d also like to know the dimensions and composition of the wall as well as the means of suspending these green bottles. Oh, and what shade of green are they?
I think we can safely say it's a fucking long wall.