Stupid little things that bug you

Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Also: American documentaries of the kind found on the freeview channels. They must cater for a viewing audience with the lowest attention span or information retention ability possible. They are about 15 mins content and 45 mins repetition. I dont need to hear a 10 min recap of what you just told me right before the adverts!
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Oi that is me !
 
When car doors and trunks are slammed shut way beyond needed by passengers.

When your parked at the beach(today). we are social distancing in our car enjoying a coffee and a snack, the sun, scenery and silence, and fresh air with the windows down half way, when some elderly lady pulls in beside us, parks and then just sits there with the engine idling.
From nature to noise pollution in a split second.
I'm annoyed, when after a minute or two she puts her window down.
I speak over "Do you need to leave your vehicle running?"
She doesn't hear me over her engine din, but the wife gives me a dirty look. Go figure. Then the noisy neighbor proceeds to start throwing scraps out of her window bringing in a couple dozen squawking seagulls, and her car's still running. So we just moved on. The whole thing lasted probably less than 5 minutes, but it sure bugged me.
 
Dullards like Roger Johnson (North West Tonight) telling me to "stay safe"

My hairdresser telling all and sundry "not to go out". I got the message from the government and senior health advisors. I don't need you posting it, every single day.

Busybody Morrison's shelf stackers, who shout at the top of their voices "I'M A KEYWORKER. DON'T COME NEAR ME", when asked a question, from more than the safe distance. Attention seeking gobshite.

People who've self diagnosed Covid 19, because they had a cough after Christmas. So that cough you had three years ago.... that must have been the same virus, too?

Laura Kuenssberg
 
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When a new episode or series of a programme has been released on a streaming website and people say it "has dropped".

Some schoolkid on our street who is learning to play the recorder.

Whoever wrote the 'tune' for Three Blind Mice.
 
r.soleofsalford said:
Religion
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More of a massively stupid thing that’s been the biggest stain on mankind over thousands of years, than a little thing that bugs me. But yeah I agree!

The word should be outlawed and every “religion” should be called a “mythology”.

Greek mythology, Norse mythology, Christian mythology, Jewish-mythology, Islamic mythology, etc.

Just a load of made up bollocks.

Children brainwashed into believing in them which is child abuse because there isn’t the admittance by any responsible adults that it’s all made up, like what happens with the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas. Although at least Sami and Siberian Shamen can actually be linked to Father Christmas being real unlike most of the mythology stories in most “religions”. And because of the child abuse they suffer in being brainwashed by it all, it leads to part-insane adults who still believe in it.

If an adult was going round saying “the Easter Bunny is coming this Sunday” to his mates in the pub, you’d think he was insane. Yet people believe that that made up bloke from the Middle East was crucified and resurrected? ... Fucking sling it!
 
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TheRemainsOfTheDave said:
When a new episode or series of a programme has been released on a streaming website and people say it "has dropped".

Some schoolkid on our street who is learning to play the recorder.

Whoever wrote the 'tune' for Three Blind Mice.
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Or when a series is called a “season”.

“the new season of Killing Eve drops next week”
 
I’ve contributed to this thread so much I think there’s something wrong with me.

Everything gets on me tits!
 
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