Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

Don't you fucking start

Come on @Magicpole don’t wind me up, surely you can smell it when it’s about to rain? I thought everyone could?

 

[Magicpole]

Come on @Magicpole don’t wind me up, surely you can smell it when it’s about to rain? I thought everyone could?

She has about a 10% win average, and as it rains all the fucking time here, that's pretty good damn awful..

 

[Magicpole]

Some people can smell the ozone, petrichor or geosmin caused by wet weather a few miles away. Also the air pressure changes that often precede a change in the weather can trigger headaches and migraines before that even.

The only thing she has a 100% accuracy rare at is telling when I'm lying.

It usually goes like this.

Did you do, (whatever the fuck was on her list of annoying things she makes up for me to do, when I have a minute, meaning, get that done you dozy ****)

Yes.

Looks at me with a raised eyebrow. Did you?

No

Fucking witch.

 

[Mozzer]

Unbelievable how many cars are still displaying a car tax disc on their window despite being discontinued nearly 6 years ago.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Unbelievable how many cars are still displaying a car tax disc on their window despite being discontinued nearly 6 years ago.

And those that have removed the disc but you can still see where it was! Their cars must be filthy. Nothing worse than a greasy ring.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Being put on hold to a call centre and the hold music stopping every 30 seconds, and you think you're through, only to play an automated voice telling you something pointless over and over again. "Hello .. hello, oh f... off".

Then, eventually, the call handler not giving you more than a nanosecond to take the phone off speaker. "Hello ... hello ...".

Something along the lines of "Your call is important to us", if its important f###in answer it then.

 

[Big Swifty]

Bloody spring and summer. The grass is growing and needs mowing, the hedge is growing and needs clipping, the weeds are growing and need plucking out.
And it'll bring spiders out and I'm arachnophobic.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

People who bend the corners of pages in books.

When I am elected supreme leader this will attract the death penalty, along with paedophilia and riding bikes on pavements.

People who use highlighters to mark up their books & papers (pink, blue, whatever) and do it to most of the page; if you highlight it that much then nothing stands out, you daft sods.

 

[KS55]

And those that have removed the disc but you can still see where it was! Their cars must be filthy. Nothing worse than a greasy ring.

A dry one.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

twats who's front gardens sound like a fuckin fairground with the slightest hint of half decent weather.....

 

[Newman Noggs]

The fact that it's impossible to get Weetabix out of the packet without getting crumbs everywhere. Got them in my slippers this morning.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

twats who's front gardens sound like a fuckin fairground with the slightest hint of half decent weather.....

Worse than that, people who put windchimes up. Who the fuck wants to listen to that continually? Absolute twats.

 

[Cellarite]

Having just finished the 2nd series of Sunderland’Til I Die, the belief of some fans that somehow they are special.

Liverpool are the masters of this obviously but there were numerous Mackems claiming that “it’s different” for them. Even the owner was at it and he’s only been there a year. “It’s not just football, it’s a way of life” - but your stadium is less than half full.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Having just finished the 2nd series of Sunderland’Til I Die, the belief of some fans that somehow they are special.

Liverpool are the masters of this obviously but there were numerous Mackems claiming that “it’s different” for them. Even the owner was at it and he’s only been there a year. “It’s not just football, it’s a way of life” - but your stadium is less than half full.

Only half filling your stadium is a way of life.

Actually, something that does get on my tits is British people speaking American without even knowing it. As in something ‘bugging’ you!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

People that carry their dogs or even worse, push them in prams.

Only one thing worse. People that give their dogs a dummy to suck on.

 

[Mozzer]

Only one thing worse. People that give their dogs a dummy to suck on.

WHAT!!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

gotcha!

;-)

 

[Mozzer]

gotcha!

;-)

Ha ha!

 

[toolah1511]

Tree pollen fucks me right off at the moment :(

 

[Kinkladze 1]

When the wife asks you a question she already knows the answer to, for example - “you’ve not put ham in the omelette have you”? When the pan is there on the side, which she must have looked at in order to ask the question in the first place!