Stupid little things that bug you

The constant tide of celebs popping up on the tv telling me how great they are, suggesting fitness plans and what they have been doing around the house during lockdown. I am depressed enough without them pontificating to me.
 
The constant tide of celebs popping up on the tv telling me how great they are, suggesting fitness plans and what they have been doing around the house during lockdown. I am depressed enough without them pontificating to me.

Or worse than that

Some washed up pop "star" in their bathroom, telling me to was my hands, whilst singing one of their shit records
 
Sick of getting emails and messages saying about how covid 19 was caused by fucking 5g.......No it wasn't you frigging Muppets.
 
The BBC News announcing the rank of their Reporter before every story. Who the fuck cares if they are editor, chief correspondent or office pleb. The other one is “in our exclusive interview” which generally means no other station could be arsed covering the subject.
 
Weather presenters.

Not that they’re particularly annoying as people in the profession, just that they stop you looking at the weather map and you miss the weather report.

If it’s a good looking woman, you spend the entire weather report looking at them.

And even if it’s not a good looking woman or it’s a bloke, they stick their hand/arm in the way of where you’re looking all the time, or they point to Cumbria when talking about Scotland and you start thinking “that’s not Scotland that, mate”, or you start thinking “I like his tie, might look for one of those online”, or “he’s put weight on the fat ****, his jacket is pinching at the buttons”, or “what is that thing they change the screen with?”

That Carol from the BBC is the worst for pointing at a place and calling it something else. She also always says “and into the evening and overnight”, she always calls the North of East Anglia “the Wash”, she often wears tight dresses but clearly has those hold-it-all-in granny knickers on underneath that you can’t stop looking at and think “what must fall out of those when she takes them off?” ... she drives me up the wall!

Don’t think I’ve ever watched a weather report and concentrated on the weather report.
 
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Weather presenters.

Not that they’re particularly annoying as people in the profession, just that they stop you looking at the weather map and you miss the weather report.

If it’s a good looking woman, you spend the entire weather report looking at them.

And even if it’s not a good looking woman or it’s a bloke, they stick their hand/arm in the way of where you’re looking all the time, or they point to Cumbria when talking about Scotland and you start thinking “that’s not Scotland that, mate”, or you start thinking “I like his tie, might look for one of those online”, or “he’s put weight on the fat ****, his jacket is pinching at the buttons”, or “what is that thing they change the screen with?”

That Carol from the BBC is the worst for pointing at a place and calling it something else. She also always says “and into the evening and overnight”, she always calls the North of East Anglia “the Wash”, she often wears tight dresses but clearly has those hold-it-all-in granny knickers on underneath that you can’t stop looking at and think “what must fall out of those when she takes them off?” ... she drives me up the wall!

Don’t think I’ve ever watched a weather report and concentrated on the weather report.
I reckon Carole could wind up as one of the dirty gilfs on Television X. Er...a channel my mate told me about.
 
Weather presenters.

Not that they’re particularly annoying as people in the profession, just that they stop you looking at the weather map and you miss the weather report.

If it’s a good looking woman, you spend the entire weather report looking at them.

And even if it’s not a good looking woman or it’s a bloke, they stick their hand/arm in the way of where you’re looking all the time, or they point to Cumbria when talking about Scotland and you start thinking “that’s not Scotland that, mate”, or you start thinking “I like his tie, might look for one of those online”, or “he’s put weight on the fat ****, his jacket is pinching at the buttons”, or “what is that thing they change the screen with?”

That Carol from the BBC is the worst for pointing at a place and calling it something else. She also always says “and into the evening and overnight”, she always calls the North of East Anglia “the Wash”, she often wears tight dresses but clearly has those hold-it-all-in granny knickers on underneath that you can’t stop looking at and think “what must fall out of those when she takes them off?” ... she drives me up the wall!

Don’t think I’ve ever watched a weather report and concentrated on the weather report.

Louise Lear. I don't think I have ever listened to what she has to say !!
You are 100% about Kirkwood, she is so desperate to show off her breasts she doesn't realise she looks stupid trying to have a 24 inch waist and it is surely a corset rather than granny knickers.

I think some others do the weather but I usually skip channels when they are on. Oh and a quick mention, Sarah Blizzard on the local weather, there is just something about her.
 
Louise Lear. I don't think I have ever listened to what she has to say !!
You are 100% about Kirkwood, she is so desperate to show off her breasts she doesn't realise she looks stupid trying to have a 24 inch waist and it is surely a corset rather than granny knickers.

I think some others do the weather but I usually skip channels when they are on. Oh and a quick mention, Sarah Blizzard on the local weather, there is just something about her.
I was really disappointed when she was on Strictly (I know)....I was expecting/hoping for much much more 'slut' from her.
 

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