Stupid little things that bug you

[dobingsdobber]

Those hand wash bottle tops where you have to twist the spout around until it unlocks and starts dispensing,takes ages as the twatting thing just spins around for ages..grrr

Great song that,Twist and Spout.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Or if they do bag it up they then hang it on a fuckin tree,highest order cunts.

I agree, but make it easier for respectful dog owners by putting bins closer than 57 miles apart.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Popular in L postcodes????

In Jamaica yeah :)

 

[TINY]

People complaining about their bad grammar or spelling being corrected, and use phrases like "grammar police".

If anyone corrects, say, the date of a particular game, then that's OK, apparently. So why woman about your errors being put right? We are supposed to learn from our mistakes, so being corrected is actually beneficial - except to those with fragile egos.

How many times did you read your post to make sure you didn’t make any mistakes?

 

[Big Swifty]

None, actually.

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Oral b Pro expert woman.

But how do I keep my mouth healthy.... Fuck off.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Them dickheads that were doing their shape up & wank routine in the middle of the fuckin street to a huge racket when this all started about 5 weeks ago,soon stopped when the penny dropped that it wasn't only gonna last 3 weeks the bellends

 

[richardtheref]

My Mrs throws things out that I am still using. Today I say I have not seen my MP3 player for over a week. She says "oh I threw that out last week as I hadnt seen you using it recently". I have only been using it when I am out with the dogs at 6 30am till about 8am. She normally only rises 9pm ish.

 

[BigOscar]

Currently, it's middle aged men who insist on palming money into my hand instead of doing pretty much anything else. Pretty much everyone else is either using contactless, putting money on the counter, dropping it into your hand or whatever, but for some reason, about half of men aged 45-75 insist on using cash and pressing it into my hand like the walking pestilence that they are. It would be disgusting even if their wasn't a pandemic going on

 

[kaz7]

Spell check

My spelling has been rank since I changed to this small tablet so I thought would put it on

Words disappear

It corrects all my nicknames,swearing,changes i to o,i mean what the fuck,it is more trouble than it is worth,makes me swear even more then it corrects it again

Argghhhh