Stupid little things that bug you

Them dickheads that were doing their shape up & wank routine in the middle of the fuckin street to a huge racket when this all started about 5 weeks ago,soon stopped when the penny dropped that it wasn't only gonna last 3 weeks the bellends
 
My Mrs throws things out that I am still using. Today I say I have not seen my MP3 player for over a week. She says "oh I threw that out last week as I hadnt seen you using it recently". I have only been using it when I am out with the dogs at 6 30am till about 8am. She normally only rises 9pm ish.
 
Currently, it's middle aged men who insist on palming money into my hand instead of doing pretty much anything else. Pretty much everyone else is either using contactless, putting money on the counter, dropping it into your hand or whatever, but for some reason, about half of men aged 45-75 insist on using cash and pressing it into my hand like the walking pestilence that they are. It would be disgusting even if their wasn't a pandemic going on
 
Spell check

My spelling has been rank since I changed to this small tablet so I thought would put it on

Words disappear

It corrects all my nicknames,swearing,changes i to o,i mean what the fuck,it is more trouble than it is worth,makes me swear even more then it corrects it again

Argghhhh
 
Fabreeze telly adverts. On the last one they mocked us for being 'nose blind'. Yet the current advert says we need one of their products to mask shit smells in the bog. If I'm nose blind, why do I need it?
 
Ballet-on-ice said:
Oral b Pro expert woman.

But how do I keep my mouth healthy.... Fuck off.
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Oh yes. There are several nice looking women in those ads but everyone irritates me. They are pretty wooden actresses too
And then there is the bleedin' ad about bleeding gums with the woman on the tube pulling silly faces......grrr.
 
karen7 said:
Spell check

My spelling has been rank since I changed to this small tablet so I thought would put it on

Words disappear

It corrects all my nicknames,swearing,changes i to o,i mean what the fuck,it is more trouble than it is worth,makes me swear even more then it corrects it again

Argghhhh
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Have you tried adding those words to the tablets text shortcuts Karen? I did it for all my swear words on my iPhone eg. for the word ‘twat’ I put the shortcut as twat. That way my phone doesn’t change it to ‘twit’ etc.
 
karen7 said:
Spell check

My spelling has been rank since I changed to this small tablet so I thought would put it on

Words disappear

It corrects all my nicknames,swearing,changes i to o,i mean what the fuck,it is more trouble than it is worth,makes me swear even more then it corrects it again

Argghhhh
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WhatsApp is bad for that. It has its own strange mind when it comes to changing words.

You can even read something to yourself before pressing send but when you read the sent message it’s not what you typed.

That last sentence would look like this on WhatsApp;
“You can even read slug track to yourself before passing send but when you reading in sheds message it’s nothing typed”

It does it all the time. Some of my group chats look like it’s a group app from a load of mentalists. Just a load of misspelt gibberish.
 
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BlueMoonRisin' said:
People dawdling away in a 30mph zone doing between 20-25. Really boils my piss.
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There’s a road near me that’s 40mph, but over the last few years an increasing amount of people have started doing 30 down there. It’s become like impressionable sheeple culture has taken over down that particular road.

It’s 40. If it’s clear, do 40!

Loads of times I’d be doing 40 and catch up the person in front doing 30. Their reaction would either be: speed up to 32 or slow down thinking they were teaching me a lesson (when I was doing the correct speed!). And then as the road splits into two lanes, when you overtake them at 40 you get anything from them frowning or sticking the Vs up at you.

You fail your driving test for not driving at the suggested road speed on a clear road!

I’ve actually got rid of my car recently so it’s one less thing to get on me tits.
 
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dronefromsector7G said:
On certain travel programmes when they constantly recap where they’ve been after every ad break. We already fucking know we’ve not got the memories of goldfish
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Related to this, programmes where the presenter says "I'll be doing so-and-so", then "I'll be doing.....".then "I'll be talking to a ...", "I'll be visiting a..." and so on, taking about five minutes to do so. Just get on with the programme, don't tell us endlessly what you'll be doing, just DO IT
 
Big Swifty said:
Related to this, programmes where the presenter says "I'll be doing so-and-so", then "I'll be doing.....".then "I'll be talking to a ...", "I'll be visiting a..." and so on, taking about five minutes to do so. Just get on with the programme, don't tell us endlessly what you'll be doing, just DO IT
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That too. I noticed it watching Tony Robinson’s train journey programme. It must take up about ten minutes of each episode
 
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