Great start, but where's the rest of the poem?
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jimharri
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A Liverpool fan was driving down the M62 when his mobile phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him; "Jamie La, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M62. Please be careful!."
"Christ Karen”, says Jamie, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
First heard at the Palace Theatre c. 1933. Amended though, to suit the times we're in!
Go easy on me @Blue Mist!
"Christ Karen”, says Jamie, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
First heard at the Palace Theatre c. 1933. Amended though, to suit the times we're in!
Go easy on me @Blue Mist!
Paulpowersleftfoot
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Was it funny in 1933?A Liverpool fan was driving down the M62 when his mobile phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him; "Jamie La, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M62. Please be careful!."
"Christ Karen”, says Jamie, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
First heard at the Palace Theatre c. 1933. Amended though, to suit the times we're in!
Go easy on me @Blue Mist!
Perhaps Rasc or Bill know
jimharri
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I was there when it was told back then. And like now, I found it side-splittingly hi-fucking-larious.Was it funny in 1933?
Perhaps Rasc or Bill know
Grassland Blue
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And the genius mathematician full marx...And the disowned uncle who was a capitalist copyright guru, Trade Marx I think his name was.
PannickAtTheDisco
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And the genius mathematician full marx...
or the second cousin thrice removed who was chancellor and part-time ship builder Bis Marx.
Uwe Already
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Apparently Marx only drank herbal tea. He thought proper tea was theft - boom tish!
East Level 2
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I drink therefore I am.And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
TFC
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A nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" she asks.
A voice replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens slowly, and the man walks in.
"Nice tits" he says, "where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
A voice replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens slowly, and the man walks in.
"Nice tits" he says, "where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
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@TFC If you are going to nick a 'joke' from twitter or similar and pretend it is your own, at least have the decency to check half a page back to check that it has not already been posted :-)A nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" she asks.
A voice replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens slowly, and the man walks in.
"Nice tits" he says, "where do you want me to hang the blinds?"