manclad
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The Sound of Philidelphia.
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The Sound of Philidelphia.
dickie davies
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Correct but it's laughable
Bill Walker
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Just heard they've found a way to make auto fuel out of insect urine
They're going to call it B P.
They're going to call it B P.
Bill Walker
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I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"
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Obviously not a person to be trifled with!
blue b4 the moon
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Shouldn't have been flashing your meat & 2 veg at him.
Zubrman
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You should have given him his marching hors d'oeuvres.
He will get his just desserts
Throwing soup!!!.....I think thats a bollox-tail.
jimharri
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Lidl will open 25 new stores this year creating 1,000 jobs.
This will include 3 new checkout operators.
This will include 3 new checkout operators.
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TheRemainsOfTheDave
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@jimharri, I tried to stay away, honestly I did, I said to myself that it was not my job to police this thread and highlight shit jokes. Even when you prompted me last night I stayed silent but this is too much.
@DazWA9 If you are going to nick a 'joke' from twitter or similar and pretend it is your own, at least have the decency to check half a page back to check that it has not already been posted. We are trying to maintain some standards here, admittedly we are failing but you are not helping one little bit.
Are you actually serious????? I'm sorry, I wasn't going to reply, but that's too much.
I've never claimed anything to be 'my own' as you put it. You've singled me out for this when 367 pages of this thread are full of jokes that will have been taken from elsewhere.
The only thing I'M guilty of is not reading back a few pages. Anyway, I'll delete my stolen joke and probably won't post in this thread again so I don't cause offence.
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no-one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol.....
What about his brother,Skid...best not mention him.
Or his obscure brother Noah.
A joke, surely?
PannickAtTheDisco
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Or the intellectual brother, Top Marx.
Bill Walker
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Ignore him mate.
He's just grumpy, they've put the price of Depends up. :)