United thread 2019/20

[asahartford1]

So double it then add a bit more & it’ll probably be close

Are you the builder who did our extension?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Enjoy

“You’ll have amazing world class players with you here, like Jessie Lingard”

 

[Maly]

Are you the builder who did our extension?

Nope, but sounds like I’ve used your builder on my house :)

 

[waspish]

Debt ridden scum of a club.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Enjoy

That Adam Koala or whatever he's called is a fucking weapon, they not have any football clubs to support in Brum?

 

[Musselburgh Blue]

See that whopper Howson was on that video. He's been pretty quiet over the last few months so here's a reminder of his greatest moments

See this right here, fucking gold.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Enjoy

That video is priceless. Sums up the Rags fanbase perfectly. A bunch of plastic mockney fanboys with just one Manc accent amongst them. With the Liverpool hatefest it's sometimes easy to forget what tossers United fans are. My favourite comment was "World-class Jesse Lingard."

 

[citytill1die84]

Enjoy

All those Mancs

 

[Blueboy73]

Would the payout be recorded on the next set of accounts?

I am sure accounts have picked up manager payoffs before.

It will be there in black and white.
By then it will all be forgotten and our impartial media will not report on it of course

 

[blueju]

W

All those Mancs

Was this filmed in London innit?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

W

Was this filmed in London innit?

AFTV I think just missing Robbie

 

[mancityvstoke]

Manchester is red ....cam on san

 

[Mike Cledford]

Put the TV on this morning to see that they won 7-1 last night against a bunch of part timer, then a realised this was the aggregate score over the 2 legs.
This is the first time i have ever seen a result reported in this way, usually it is the score form the individual game and then the aggregate score in brackets below.

I guess 2-1 at home to a bunch of sheep farmers doesn't look good especially with the comparable costs of each squad.

But how do you know the comparable costs?
Its never ever ever mentioned for anyone else but City.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Sam Matterface said on Talksport this morning Utd were paying him 40m to terminate his contract.

This small pay off malarkey being reported is absolutely nonsense. Sanchez could quite happily have stayed at Utd on 480K (ish) a week and just gone out on loan again.

I guarentee that whatever he is being paid to terminate his contract and join Inter, it will be a similar figure to what it would have cost Utd to pay him over remaining 2 years of his contract.

I am sure these people in the media think we are mugs. Genuinely laughable.

Absolutely correct - zero incentive for Sanchez to walk away from his contractual entitlement.......

 

[Blueboy73]

Jamie Jackson... now there’s a charlatan

I can think of another word to describe hom staring with the letter C.

 

[Blueboy73]

See this right here, fucking gold.

The expression on the face of the Nicky Butt lookalike in the background on the coach when he's comparing us to Celtic says it all.
Even his own fans think he's a prick.
Bearing in mind the type of morons that follow the Rags this takes some doing.

 

[nmc]

I can think of another word to describe hom staring with the letter C.

Agreed - I despair at how such a clueless fan boy has made a living in the media... he writes unadulterated shit day after day, his match reports are a work of fiction and yet no one has tapped him on the shoulder and told him to find a new career...

 

[Mike Cledford]

Enjoy

Not many local accents on there

 

[Mike Cledford]

“You’ll have amazing world class players with you here, like Jessie Lingard”

What was it all about the other night when Lingard ran towards the bench with his hands clasped as in prayer?
Please dont sell me. People will see jow crap l am with decent players. Or was it his new dance routine to replace the Dab?

 

[kaz7]

Perfect fit for the Dab Squad.

What the fuckity fuck is drip?