It's a battle of wills which I think we are both enjoying. She heads towards it if door is open, couple steps short she sits down. I say oi you I know where you're going and you're not allowed in there, she looks round takes the steps to door and sits down again. Then I close the door and the game ends until the next time. Regards sleeping yea she sleeps everywhere and anywhere but the bed although at night she does go to the blanket.
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idahoblues
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A good kneecapping coming your wayWorsley, sorry I have skipped 13 pages so someone may have already offered this advice, try a bag with 2 bricks in it and a canal. Works for me every time.
kaz7
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Bastard !Worsley, sorry I have skipped 13 pages so someone may have already offered this advice, try a bag with 2 bricks in it and a canal. Works for me every time.
What ? Hell he wanted advice, OK I didnt read what the problem was but come on, the answer is the same no matter what the cat problem is.Bastard !
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kaz7
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Good point about the birds , how many fish ?What ? Hell he wanted advice, OK I didnt read what the problem was but come on, the answer is the same no matter what the cat problem is.
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Fasands (thought I'd put it in a southern accent just for you)Good point about the birds , how many fish ?
liveandletdive
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Seriously you can actual write this, you absolute Bell end (with a capital B).Worsley, sorry I have skipped 13 pages so someone may have already offered this advice, try a bag with 2 bricks in it and a canal. Works for me every time.
Seriously yes I can and to prove it I did.Seriously you can actual write this, you absolute Bell end (with a capital B).
BlueMoonAcrossThePond
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My only advice with respect to cats concerns the naming of cats by T. S. Elliot:
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.
Bill Walker
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I've got a slight knocking sound coming from my rear nearside wheel at about 50mph.
Any ideas ?
Any ideas ?
I don't think it is the wheel, it is probably...........I've got a slight knocking sound coming from my rear nearside wheel at about 50mph.
Any ideas ?
Your catalytic convertor
Bill Walker
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Had to paws for thought over that ffs.I don't think it is the wheel, it is probably...........
Your catalytic convertor
Bill Walker
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Just fixed it.I was going to say that someone probably tied a cat in a bag to your car and it's got wrapped round your axle but if I did someone is bound to moan. Mind you......it is what it is.
It's purring along nicely now..
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worsleyweb
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Some twat in Brighton killed 9 cats gets 5 years jail. Quite fucking right. What a sick wanker.
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kaz7
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I was reading this since it happened , he stabbed several more who survived , scumbagSome twat in Brighton killed 7 cats gets 5 years jail. Quite fucking right. What a sick wanker.
How is your cat doing ?
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worsleyweb
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I was reading this since it happened , he stabbed several more who survived , scumbag
How is your cat doing ?
yes Milo the Bengal is lovely. Didn’t like the heat and is getting quite big. Was shocked the other day when she dumped a squirrel in my kitchen though!
kaz7
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Ha, they are such a handful that breed , you can train them which is fun and they live for hunting , merlin brought me a big fish out of someones pond the other day , not a koi thankfully lolyes Milo the Bengal is lovely. Didn’t like the heat and is getting quite big. Was shocked the other day when she dumped a squirrel in my kitchen though!