Jack Grealish

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He’s just been told that there’s no Ribena at City.

 

[Cornish_Blue]

He’s not worth £100M. Inflated to cover his 5 year re-signing for villa.

Very deceptive and tricky player, but collapses easier than wet paper bag.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

They don't look happy

Someone nicked his Vimto

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Fuck me, just how extravagant was this announcement video?

 

[oldhamblue]

Probably been up all night with a few of Kyle's brasses

 

[Phoenix900000]

Still a chance he will sign a new contract at Villa :)

 

[Manchester1894]

Looks like the new White training top rather than the away shirt

Yeah it's the grey one with CLARET AND BLUE trim... he's renewed the Villa deal inside our training ground. Those Villains were right, he's never gonna sign for us.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fuck me, just how extravagant was this announcement video?

I heard it involved the Tiger King.

 

[burning blue soul]

Kinell, he's got the Robbie Fowler look of happiness when he signed for us :)

He's pinching himself thinking "what the fuck have I done?" :)

 

[blueparrot]

He’s not worth £100M. Inflated to cover his 5 year re-signing for villa.

Very deceptive and tricky player, but collapses easier than wet paper bag.

Might be me, can't make any sense from that.

 

[MCFC1993]

I think you will find people are joking

Not everybody is, Villa Talk have brought in a body language expert.

 

[Romeo_451]

holy shit take a look at VillaTalk folks, they're saying he looks gutted and guilty hahaha

 

[Manchester1894]

I heard it involved the Tiger King.

Heard Carole Baskin had to put down her Lions today.

 

[jimharri]

He’s not worth £100M. Inflated to cover his 5 year re-signing for villa.

Very deceptive and tricky player, but collapses easier than wet paper bag.

Cheer up fella.

 

[I'm Blue]

Blokes knackered. Been exhausted for his medical, been on a tour of the facilities, is on his way/has just done media duties (videos/pics/etc). Probably the one moment he could let himself look as tired as he feels and he gets papped. Nothing to look into beyond that imo.

I guess you don’t work for Sky?
I’m expecting “SSN BREAKING - Kidnapped Jack Grealish looks devastated” : )

 

[Manx Blue]

Heard Carole Baskin had to put down her Lions today.

Lion Barred?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Hahaha

 

[leo_city]

Fuck me, just how extravagant was this announcement video?

Hopefully very, them dead tunes over cropped faces on kits were awful. Club record signing deserves no less

 

[Deleted member 81382]

holy shit take a look at VillaTalk folks, they're saying he looks gutted and guilty hahaha

That forum is comedy gold right now.

 

[Berts Neck]

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guys look closely at the body language, he looks sad. hes staying at villa I'm afraid...


/s

He has been kidnapped by US Seals or left his hairband back in Brum.