Harry Kane

[oggy 79]

What's the latest everyone

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Wait till they stumble across the 'barm or muffin' thread. They'll be totally fucking perplexed.

They can’t see past chip bagels

 

[r.soleofsalford]

What's the latest everyone

SWP`s Back is getting a lovely watch off his wife for his birthday.

 

[richards30]

What's the latest everyone

something about chips, gravy and sauce it seems...............

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If/when we sign him, the first question at his presser should be 'Muffin or Barm?'

Then we'll know...

 

[mscenterh750]

Here’s my favourite. Fish (breaded), chips, mushy peas, curry sauce, tomato sauce, salt and vinegar.

A taste sensation.

 

[andyhinch]

Tbf that 2nd one about Messi could all have been pretty bang on but over and done with very quickly once PSG harassed the Messi camp into submission.

The order of them tweets from top to bottom was like getting a fit bird back to your house.

Taking her bra off to discover she's got an hairy chest

Then taking her kecks off to find a massive pair of bollocks

It just went from good, to bad, to absolutely abysmal.

Is there something you’d like to share with us ?

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

What’s everyone’s view of pea wet over your chips?

kidding

Kane will be a monster with our midfield. Can see him getting 40+ every season and the fee will soon be forgotten

 

[skillman]

Here’s my favourite. Fish (breaded), chips, mushy peas, curry sauce, tomato sauce, salt and vinegar.

A taste sensation.

Too much going on. Like the Real Madrid galactico era, throwing too many things together and not getting the best end result.

Fish, chips and gravy. Gravy avoiding the fish and salt and vinegar only on the chips.

Now, Kane. It’ll be a while since we’ve had a proper number 9 who can bully defenders (Aguero did but not in the same way), win headers for flick ons and be a threat from crosses. Can’t wait.

 

[Luizo]

You’ll never catch us with or without Kane tbh with you. City have building this success for over a decade. Meticulous planning it’s not just about the money spent. That is essential but not the only piece of the jigsaw. You went backwards 3 years by employing Mourinho expecting nailed on trophies when it was clear to everyone he was finished at the top

I get you
I'm just so deadset against selling him as I don't want to give you/any other team the league's other best player.

Hopefully this shows you just how good a player he is.

 

[Cellarite]

What's the latest everyone

Gravy with chips is a must but add a fish and it causes all sorts of controversy.

Pie, chips, peas and gravy is surely the "go to" of the wet chippy meal.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Here’s my favourite. Fish (breaded), chips, mushy peas, curry sauce, tomato sauce, salt and vinegar.

A taste sensation.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yeah Dickov got boo’d loudly when he scored a penalty against us for Leicester and celebrated in front of the Leicester fans. Still don’t understood why anyone boo’d the lad to this day.

Ah, I see.

Probably only Distin and Sturridge were shown any real hate from us. The same sort of shit we take the piss out of other fans for. Daft both times from us.

I was personally disgusted at Dikov getting booed that day. He surely had enough credit in the bank.

 

[Sam1980]

What's the latest everyone

David Orrnstein on ssn saying still no deal Levy won’t budge wants £150/160m

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Gravy with chips is a must but add a fish and it causes all sorts of controversy.

Pie, chips, peas and gravy is surely the "go to" of the wet chippy meal.

Pudding!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Puma have been working very hard over the last year, developing a new pair of football boots, for when Harry Kane signs for
Manchester City.

Here is the first look at the new “Puma King Harolds”

 

[waspish]

David Orrnstein on ssn saying still no deal Levy won’t budge wants £150/160m

They just say what they’ve been told they ain’t going to say yeah he can go for 120m or we close to selling him it’s the same when bale was being sold..

 

[yerwot?]

Standing up for Balsa wood, he should be a massive help to bring the young ones through.
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THE PERFECT NURSE!​

Nature evidently designed the balsa tree to be a "nurse tree" which would protect the slower-growing species of trees from the scorching jungle sun during their critical early years. For instance, in an area of the jungle that has been ravaged by a tropical storm or other natural disaster, the balsa trees will quickly sprout and begin to shoot up to impressive heights in a very short time. Their fast growth, and the extra large leaves they have in their early years, provide shade to the young seedlings of the slower-growing forest giants. By the time the seedlings are established enough to take care of themselves, the balsa tree is beginning to die. Undoubtably, the balsa tree's rapid growth, fast spreading crown of first very large and gradually smaller leaves, and it's relatively short life span were intended to make it the "perfect nurse" in the jungle ecosystem."

Technically, balsa is a "hard wood", being deciduous. Before p.u. foam, it was in demand as an insulation material for giant oil-tankers. Now regarded as an invasive species, derailing threads on forums

 

[A57 the snake]

Just booked four tickets for Keane next weekend in Scarborough ( as I’m on holiday in Filey bay) and have ended up messaging mrs snake I’ve sorted the Kane tickets out !!!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Just booked four tickets for Keane next weekend in Scarborough ( as I’m on holiday in Filey bay) and have ended up messaging mrs snake I’ve sorted the Kane tickets out !!!

What are the Keane tickets for? Is it to take turns at smashing his stupid fucking Haaland injuring head in?