Cristiano Ronaldo

[Tugay One Cup]

I have said from the beginning that I don't want him and that I think he's PSG bound.

But if that happens I'm not going to take the piss out of fellow Blues who genuinely wanted what's best for the club in their eyes and as long as I'm a mod here, nobody else will be doing that either.

I've been taking the piss for six years mate. Not sure why you think that's going to change or why you'd suddenly feel the urge to do anything about it.

 

[ShaunMCFC]

Right. Been out since 7pm - what have I missed?

Emmerdale and Eastenders mate

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I vividly remember the Dzeko fans. My one consolation when big Ed left us, was that his unbearable fans left with him.

So god knows what is going to happens when the Ronaldo fans descend on the forum. I'm sure they are probably as bad, or maybe even worse, than Edin's fans.

They could do with there own sub-forum...imaging a legacy fan posting FFS Ronaldo or anything other than fawning over him.

Never a dull moment.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Why don't you try joining the other tramps from other clubs who are celebrating City may not be signing a CF and have no recognizable striker for the second year running.

I'd be celebrating us not signing this **** and that's pretty much the long and short of it.

 

[jimharri]

I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that we signed Ronaldo. No more cheese for me before beddy byes.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Do we all have to start calling him (apologies in advance) CR7 if/when we sign him?

Not sure I can get on board with that if I'm being honest

 

[marco]

what time do the Banks open?, we have a cheque to send

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Mate, 2 weeks ago all our ITK's said Kane to City was done & we were just waiting for the Spuds match to be out of the way.

I'm not emotionally invested in this either way, albeit I'd love to have Ronaldo here for 2 seasons, & that's got nothing to do with winding the Rags up.

It's just when it was mentioned Real had made a second improved bid for Mbappé & that City weren't the only club being offered Ronaldo, & that Ronaldo had cleared his locker out & told Juve he was never playing for them again, cautious rumours started to spread that it wasn't odds on that Ronaldo would end up at City, seeing as PSG could potentially need a striker & only be £30m away from fielding a front three of Messi, Ronaldo & Neymar. That's Hollywood, Harlem Globetrotters shit right there mate. :-|

I don't care either way, have you not learned yet, there's no such thing as itk these days

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Getting giddy now. If this comes off, a big 'welcome home' poster on Deansgate please!

My parents live in Trafford, but I'm willing to risk the nuclear implosion as it surpasses both the original pogba campaign, and the recent damp squib attempt to flip Tevezgate

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Anyone know if these are real

The real question is did the club take him to the Daisy Nook fair to re-sell him on the area.*

Yes I know it's not Easter for any Failsworth lurkers.........

 

[Wanchope n me Dickov]

Anyone on flightscanner duty? Or lurking in the bushes outside the medical centre? Any blue cones? Sookie?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Now you're talking........

 

[No One Understands]

Cook is, was and always will be massively full of shit. I'll remind you that he got sacked for lying about a racist joke he sent.

Anyway, still think Ronaldo is going PSG but after seeing the United fan reactions I'm slightly less against it.

Your memory is a bit fuzzy. If you're going to accuse someone of racism you must be sure of your accusation mate. That's not something to state lightly.
His email was callous regarding nedum's mum statement that her body was ravaged with cancer during negotiations.

 

[the talisman]

Sticking my neck out 'massively', in this, but I don't care.
If it's all a big scam for a higher salary, I don't care.
If he gets hijacked by PSG, or even our meek and oh so quiet neighbours, I don't care.

Because as a club, we're in such a glorious position that it would just bounce off. And that's well worth the chance of enjoying a truly piss-boiling moment.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but life is for living - Happy Ron Day everyone!

Come on in, the froth's lovely!

I see what you did there :-)

 

[Hart of the Matter]

He moved a bottle of coke 1 ft out of shot and cut a billion off cokes value ffs.
This power alone on the media will have Stone and others shitting themselves.
United fans boiled piss and the media shitting their pants will do for me...

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Your memory is a bit fuzzy. If you're going to accuse someone of racism you must be sure of your accusation mate. That's not something to state lightly.
His email was callous regarding nedum's mum statement that her body was ravaged with cancer during negotiations.

Pretty sure he acknowledged the mistake later on.

 

[kupest]

I have said from the beginning that I don't want him and that I think he's PSG bound.

But if that happens I'm not going to take the piss out of fellow Blues who genuinely wanted what's best for the club in their eyes and as long as I'm a mod here, nobody else will be doing that either.

PSG definitely not happening after what Khelaifi said yesterday.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Strangley,

One of the two greatest players of all time.
You get him in no questions asked, especially when you're weak in their position.
Pep and CR7 swansong. Unbelievable for the club to pull this off.
And Ronaldo's ego is too big, he'd want to beat Messi, not play with him. Will go head to head against him in the CL group stage!!

Deal also males sense from the POV of giving Messi a gentle poke for screwing us around so much.

 

[philjoneswho?]

Do we all have to start calling him (apologies in advance) CR7 if/when we sign him?

Not sure I can get on board with that if I'm being honest

Instant month ban...

 

[Coatigan]

He's really really hurting

Why, what's Nani done?