It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[sky_blue]

I would love to sign Traore and put him right up top.

He's unplayable and, while not being ruthless, his strength would cause carnage for our players going beyond him?

Love watching him play.

If the love child of Usain Bolt and Mike Tyson were a footballer. Zero basics of football. Dogshit first touch, second touch is even worse. Somehow always manages to roll the ball 1 yard out every time and then has to bust his lungs just to keep possession somehow. Non existent close control. Can play with his back to the goal, but his decision making is so bad that he rarely passes to the right guy. Incarnation of Jesus Navas when it comes to hitting the first man every time he tries to cross. Can't shoot to save his life. Would rather sign Shawcross and put him up top.

 

[domalino]

traore,
110 games
7 goals
13 assists
quick and strong as fuck ill give him that, but as a main striker , ask them to feel your bumps whilst they sort ya arse out @tolmie's hairdoo :)

He is also incredibly injury prone and wolves oil up his arms because he keeps dislocating his shoulder every time someone grabs him and it rules him out for a few weeks at a time.

 

[Sir peace frog]

If the love child of Usain Bolt and Mike Tyson were a footballer. Zero basics of football. Dogshit first touch, second touch is even worse. Somehow always manages to roll the ball 1 yard out every time and then has to bust his lungs just to keep possession somehow. Non existent close control. Can play with his back to the goal, but his decision making is so bad that he rarely passes to the right guy. Incarnation of Jesus Navas when it comes to hitting the first man every time he tries to cross. Can't shoot to save his life. Would rather sign Shawcross and put him up top.

haha, spot on, if the guy could finish and pass a ball we wouldn't be able to afford him, :)

 

[samuelyeboah]

Erm that's exactly what I'm saying. If anything was going to happen they there would be rumours because someone always knows something and can't keep it to themselves.

Nobody is coming

sorry i misread your post there mate

 

[leo_city]

I would love to sign Traore and put him right up top.

He's unplayable and, while not being ruthless, his strength would cause carnage for our players going beyond him?

Love watching him play.

Maybe next year if we lose a forward. He could be useful in the wide areas. A unique profile.

 

[Sky Blue]

Haha - No Kaz.

His goal record suggests otherwise but I think he might be someone worth a real punt on.

You're a nice fella Tolmie but no. Let's have no more talk of this nonsense.

 

[leo_city]

Think more like £50m but he's only 25, Pep will know all about him too from Barca days?

I really think he is great and would give us something different?

I watched him against Spurs last week and now here against United.

Sterling wasn't a goalscorer until he came to us and Traore strikes me as someone who could really blossom under Pep.

Most definitely. He would be immense under Pep

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

First time?

You on the moviprep then? That's far worse than the procedure, in my opinion.

Yep, Moviprep. Just on my second litre!

Nothing :(

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Good luck, hope all goes well. Had up and down done at same time about three years ago and thankfully nothing serious. Clean out was the worst though. Stay near the toilet is all I can advise

Thanks mate.

 

[leo_city]

Weren't we linked to Adama a season of two ago?

 

[FantasyIreland]

The fact you can slag off Sterling for 5 years because hes just not clinical enough, and soend the last 3 years posting rants about his lack of technical ability before and after every game, then turn around seriously say you want Adama Traore in the side really sums you up.

Id take Traore every day of the week ahead of Sterling.

The fact you need to slag other members off (all tell porkies...) to support your opinion really sums you up.

 

[Sky Blue]

The fact you can slag off Sterling for 5 years because hes just not clinical enough, and soend the last 3 years posting rants about his lack of technical ability before and after every game, then turn around seriously say you want Adama Traore in the side really sums you up.

Shame I can't give you more than one like.

 

[blueparrot]

Maybe next year if we lose a forward. He could be useful in the wide areas. A unique profile.

Hope not. Don’t think it’s anything I need to worry about though.

 

[ScottSinclair]

Icardi dropped as soon as Messi is in the squad.

Proven effective number 9 who is definitely for sale, but think he is capable of murdering the team chemistry. Poisonous behaviour

 

[bobmcfc]

Yep, Moviprep. Just on my second litre!

Nothing :(

Trick is use less water, you'll be clutching your arse in no time

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Yes.

Sorry, that was the invite to say how you know if you are stating it as fact.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Yep, Moviprep. Just on my second litre!

Nothing :(

Orange is the worst. Hope you got Lemon.

 

[LowRoar]

Txiki is working on something.

Pep being kept updated and the club hope to hear more today.

Understandably, things are being downplayed after the last week, but club has obviously received a few proposals from agents this week.

Interesting.

 

[ScottSinclair]

Txiki is working on something.

Pep being kept updated and the club hope to hear more today.

Understandably, things are being downplayed after the last week, but club has obviously received a few proposals from agents this week.

Interesting.

Any word about whether we will prioritise a striker or a left-back, mate?

 

[samuelyeboah]

why do we keep suggesting options that dont improve us at all? icardi is far from being good enough for us