Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bornblueegg]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Indaparkside]

I’m learning the basics of Hookey Kooky not all of it but the ins and outs

 

[Indaparkside]

I’ve just swapped our bed for a trampoline the wife’s hit the roof

 

[Indaparkside]

I’ve just seen someone rob a car out of the multi storey
That’s wrong on every level

 

[sir baconface]

I’ve just swapped our bed for a trampoline the wife’s hit the roof

We bought a water bed to improve our relationship but ended up drifting apart.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Blue Mist]

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There are some jokes that just tickle me and this one did

 

[dickie davies]

The man with no dick and only one testicle
He went home and gave his wife a right bollocking

 

[sir baconface]

The man with no dick and only one testicle
He went home and gave his wife a right bollocking

Codswallop.

 

[blue44]

I just had Korean meatballs for dinner

They really are the dogs bollocks

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[dickie davies]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Will you get a stiffy, watching this?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[sir baconface]