Joke thread

[Sir peace frog]

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.



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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


AW

9 hahahahhahaha

 

[BackofJeanette]

Teacher to Tommy
“If I gave you two apples, and when you get home your Uncle gave you one, what would you have?”
Tommy replied
“Two apples and a sore arse!”

 

[MCFCTrick]

Wo, that is very close to Larson's output.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Son: Dad, why did you and Mum call my sister Teresa?
Dad: Because it’s an anagram of Easter and your mum loves Easter
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: You’re welcome Alan

 

[aguero93:20]

Son: Dad, why did you and Mum call my sister Teresa?
Dad: Because it’s an anagram of Easter and your mum loves Easter
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: You’re welcome Alan

Shame Theresa is spelled with a 'h' really.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Shame Theresa is spelled with a 'h' really.

Nasal has an s too......

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.


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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


AW

That's really, really spooky

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Shame Theresa is spelled with a 'h' really.

Picky picky picky

 

[IM NOT REALLY HERE]

Shame Theresa is spelled with a 'h' really.

Mother Teresa isn’t

 

[aguero93:20]

Mother Teresa isn’t

Education standards are understandably very poor in Calcutta.