Joke thread

[chris63]

I reckon he'd settle for royalty payments.

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

Lol. Its good to recycle. Page 205 you say, but this is page 109. Are you from the future? :)

 

[chris63]

My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to "Spinal Column".



"Can I call you back?" I asked.

 

[Bill Walker]

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.


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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


AW

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Midwife for sale. Can deliver.

 

[chris63]

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.

 

[chris63]

what's got 100 feet and stinks of pee?





The conga at an old peoples home.....

 

[mac]

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.


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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With Nimrod
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


AW

amended

 

[chris63]

 

[Bill Walker]

amended

sorry ducky your not my type xx

 

[Sid C]

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.


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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


AW

I don’t get it.
Why would I want to watch that fat **** Shrek?