Joke thread

[oakiecokie]

The 2nd time you’ve told that joke this year

And hopefully the fucking last ... EVER !!

 

[Ghost of 76]

Some people have too much time on their hands, with too little imagination to know what to do with it!

 

[Bill Walker]

I had to leave my job at the tyre garage last week!

I couldn’t handle the pressure.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I had to leave my job at the tyre garage last week!

I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Thats very sad mate

 

[Barcon]

Stalker

You love it.

 

[Blue Mist]

Many people didn't see it the first time

They were lucky

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Thats very sad mate

No problem, he was tyred of the job anyway

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I had to leave my job at the tyre garage last week!

I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Maybe next year will be a goodyear

 

[Blue_eyes]

No problem, he was tyred of the job anyway

Maybe next year will be a goodyear

Better tread carefully with these slick puns, incase they wear thin.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Better tread carefully with these slick puns, incase they wear thin.

OK.... OK
No need to get cross,ply your trade elsewhere, radially

 

[Mozzer]

Maybe next year will be a goodyear

That reminds me. How many condoms can you make out of an old car tyre?

365 with a Goodyear.

 

[bluemanchester]

I had to leave my job at the tyre garage last week!

I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Its the same with every job, sometimes you just feel flat.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Its the same with every job, sometimes you just feel flat.

I think he was a little deflated

 

[flyer]

We've spoke about this before!! The valves there if you need it

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I had to leave my job at the tyre garage last week!

I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Get a grip ...!!!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

This thread's lost it's balance

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Someone needs to put it back on track

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

No problem, he was tyred of the job anyway

Not sure he was in the right thread.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I think these tyre puns are gathering dust.cap it, now

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I think these tyre puns are gathering dust.cap it, now

You are absolutely correct, we need some balance in this tread!!