Chelsea Thread - 2021/22

[MarsLlama]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[MarsLlama]

Really hope this doesn’t mean they’ll get Haaland.

Raiola's a dick, but I'll give him this, he's far too smart to ever let his prize asset play under Tuchel.

The guy cares more about Reece James scoring than the strikers, no top striker should want to go near Chelsea while he's there.

 

[discopop]

Roman and Putin will cover it.

Putin's tentacles stretch very far. It would't surprise me if Putin is partly involved in Chelsea on the QT via Roman.

I would be careful a publishing house has just been rinsed by Roman for libel over the very same claim in a recent book, he won substantial damages which he gave to charity



*the KGG benevolent fund New Years party is sorted for Vodka and hookers apparently.

 

[Centurions]

Four way swap. Lukaku to Spurs, Kane to City, Jesus to Dortmund, Haaland to Chelsea.

Luckily I checked who posted the above before launching into you :)

Well played.

 

[Centurions]

I think he will now play well against the dippers
Chelsea generally bore the hell out of me but I’d they can use some pace they can get at them
Werner would have been ideal
Pulisic is a must

Let him play and batter hell out of Dick Van Dyke ;)

 

[pudge]

Chelsea fans are pretty furious with him. I don’t think they'll pet him forget this for a long time.

If he bags the winner on Sunday there'll not be many grumbles around the stadium to be fair

 

[Bigga]

Isn't as effective as a 9 as isn't a great finisher. Tuchel doesn't seem to play him either I believe if we were to get a striker now as of January it should be Vlahovic.

Vlahovic? No thanks.

As for the rest of your comment, you could put Torres (now gone, of course) and Sterling in exactly the same bracket.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Turned down City. Wasn't thinking about Chelsea until we showed interest. Was dreaming about Barca, Bayern and Real Madrid.

No way on this God's earth did City want to sign this useless lump, same with Magliar.

 

[Nellies left peg]

2 poor, lower level, teams - won't really affect us.
:-)

Mid table game with no bearing on us :-)

 

[Nellies left peg]

No way on this God's earth did City want to sign this useless lump, same with Magliar.

Poor first touch as I've ever seen in a striker, no way would Pep entertain a lard arsed flat track bully boy like Lukaku

 

[Kamaro011]

I think with Pep and this City team, they can utilize Lukaku strength to the fullest. Seems he makes a wrong choice joining Chelsea.

But while Lukaku is good, there's a better option elsewhere.

 

[Vienna_70]

When a team can win the title, achieve 100 points, with Fabian fucking Delph at left back then all other excuses are null and void.

That’s very harsh on Fab.

I thought he was fab that season.

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

That’s very harsh on Fab.

I thought he was fab that season.

A Fab 3.

 

[Vienna_70]

Tuchel is gonna be the biggest whinging manager the league has heard, worse than klopp.

Bigger than the pisscan?

 

[applejuice]

I think with Pep and this City team, they can utilize Lukaku strength to the fullest. Seems he makes a wrong choice joining Chelsea.

But while Lukaku is good, there's a better option elsewhere.

I used to like him a lot but this season changes my mind.

I don't think Lukaku will suit City style. He could not press as much as our players - more suitable for a counter attacking team.

Plus his recent interview really reflects his immature professional attitude. Definitely something City does not need. We don't want a prima dona.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

No way on this God's earth did City want to sign this useless lump, same with Magliar.

Lukaku literally said he turned us down.

 

[pudge]

That’s very harsh on Fab.

I thought he was fab that season.

That's fair.

It was more to highlight the fact we played a central midfielder at left back for the majority of the season and broke all sorts of records.

Tuchel has to play Kante for 90 minutes, Klopp stupidly decides himself to play his strongest XI in dead rubbers and they bitch and moan at how unfair it all is.

 

[applejuice]

I don't get why he wasn't in the side. I saw he had recovered and yet unused on the bench.

TBH even if Lukaku is not happy with playing time, he should speak to Tuchel or let his agent to communicate before doing such an interview - during the busiest and toughest month of the season. Especially Tuchel is quite fair in terms of rotations and giving everyone a chance.

 

[LongsightM13]

Rubbish.
How do you explain his excellent Belgium career .one of the Finest teams In world Football...
And are you sure our league is so superior.?.I watched bits of utd Burnley last night and I was astounded at the mediocrity.
Lukaku is an internationally renowned striker and currently holds a Champions league winners medal.
Different playing styles bring about varying returns from the player.
KDB thinks very highly of him and is acutely aware of the long struggle his friend had to make it to the top in football.He is a striker.he scores goals.
Still,each to their own I suppose.

When did he win the champions league?

 

[jrb]

He's another player who believes in his own hype. He thinks he's indispensable to any team that signs him.