United Thread - 2021/22

[jrb]

Fucking clueless primate actually thinks he’s a coaching guru

No, it’s actually true??

The fat f*ck owns (I think) and coaches the world famous Stretford Paddock FC. (a sh*tter version of FC United, if that’s possible?)

The guff on the website stats ’winning team’.

Stretford Paddock Football Club

stretfordpaddockfc.com

 

[Sky Blue]

Fucking shite and I love it. Misery forever please.

 

[give it to gordon]

Did he apologise in person ?

Still shouldn't stop the fa from taking action. It cant allow players to behave like that.

Shouldnt stop the police from looking into it.

 

[cheekybids]

Who the fuck tunes into him for tactical advice?

Me & my lad, it’s compulsive watching. I remember when he was explaining how the incredible 4 triple 2 would stop City playing out from the back…….failed to realise that if we pass to a keeper it makes his whole explanation null & void.

 

[give it to gordon]

If that happen to my lads I cant for the life of me think why we would want to go to the swamp.
The arrogance of him to think an Everton fan would want to go and watch him at the swamp.

 

[abu13]

I can't believe that the prancing **** gets away with what he does, as soon as he gets frustrated he can't control himself. Look how many times towards the end of games he kicks out. Did i hear right that he was booked yesterday for kicking the ball into the Everton dugout?

Thank god he ended up with them self entitled pricks, they deserve each other.

 

[jrb]

Did he apologise in person ?

Still shouldn't stop the fa from taking action. It cant allow players to behave like that.

Shouldnt stop the police from looking into it.

His PR Team did.

 

[give it to gordon]

His PR Team did.

As I thought so Ronaldo hasnt apologised than.

 

[Bald fraud]

You called it @Bald fraud.

All media outlets still protecting him though not mentioning it was a child and also suffered bruising to his hand! Daily Mail describing it as. As ronaldo passed the fan you can see him raise his hand to the ground knocking the phone to the floor! Imagine if this was one of our lads it would be city player assaults child and would be on a loop with yellow banner on sky. Back page of every paper until he was banned

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Phonaldo.

Seriously. Theft, assault and criminal damage. Bemused by the policman lack of immediate action in that video ..

 

[abu13]

Even through there has been an acknowledgment of the incident there has been no apology, just some half arsed invite to the swamp as a sporting goodwill gesture.

 

[Bald fraud]

"Footage shows Ronaldo appearing to drop a fan's phone to the ground on his exit from the pitch"

"Ronaldo lowering his right hand towards the ground before what appears to be a phone colliding with and bouncing up off the surface, as he exited the pitch following the 1-0 defeat at Goodison Park."

That's some extraordinary vocabulary gymnastics that the $ky "journalist" has used there.

Hope the Everton lad tells him to fuck right off, why would he want to meet the slimy prick after he's just smashed his phone up? Pay up greaseball!

Absolutely fuckin pathetic how every media outlet basically lying to protect him!

 

[Blue Mist]

He’s pathetic.
Why was he limping off? He didn’t go anywhere.

He was limping so he doesn't have to play for a few matches. No way is he being picked for the scouse game so he needs an excuse.

 

[yeseye]

I can’t believe nobody slapped the twat after that.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Disgraceful and clear assault, should be an FA charge. He’s not right in the head.

That Bolton player who sent iffy Tweets as a kid will get more punishment that this twat from the football authorities.

 

[Blue Mist]

We need to stop these attacks on the world's greatest player otherwise we might hound him out of the club.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The ‘fans’ ass defending his approach. It was fair enough apparently because he was frustrated.

Can’t even begin to discuss this with them. Waste of my energy.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Who the fuck tunes into him for tactical advice?

Ole and Ralf so far this season.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

All media outlets still protecting him though not mentioning it was a child and also suffered bruising to his hand! Daily Mail describing it as. As ronaldo passed the fan you can see him raise his hand to the ground knocking the phone to the floor! Imagine if this was one of our lads it would be city player assaults child and would be on a loop with yellow banner on sky. Back page of every paper until he was banned

Kurt Zouma must be delighted that everyone has moved on from the overreaction to his misdemeanour to overreacting to PR37’s misdemeanour.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Phonaldo.

Seriously. Theft, assault and criminal damage. Bemused by the policman lack of immediate action in that video ..

We need to get Cressida and Sir Keir on the job, on second thoughts............