Mohamed Salah

Watching the dippers this last month or so has pushed me to admitting they are a good team with a great deal more balance than before. I still despise their fan base, cultishness, media coverage and management team. They are a bit too handy with the challenges and one or two of their players are cunts but, but, but….they are good and if we win either competition this season we will have done exceptionally well.
I would take Salah or Mane in a heartbeat without a seconds hesitation. Thiago would fit well into our midfield too.
 
Watching the dippers this last month or so has pushed me to admitting they are a good team with a great deal more balance than before. I still despise their fan base, cultishness, media coverage and management team. They are a bit too handy with the challenges and one or two of their players are cunts but, but, but….they are good and if we win either competition this season we will have done exceptionally well.
I would take Salah or Mane in a heartbeat without a seconds hesitation. Thiago would fit well into our midfield too.


I'd take Salah. If only to see how quickly the media turn on him for his diving. Mane can do one though, snide fucker.
 
Watching the dippers this last month or so has pushed me to admitting they are a good team with a great deal more balance than before. I still despise their fan base, cultishness, media coverage and management team. They are a bit too handy with the challenges and one or two of their players are cunts but, but, but….they are good and if we win either competition this season we will have done exceptionally well.
I would take Salah or Mane in a heartbeat without a seconds hesitation. Thiago would fit well into our midfield too.

Thiago would get a weekly red card in our side.
 
It will never happen but the dippers going into meltdown would be hilarious, and get Haaland as well ! Two strikers a proven prem one,and one with huge potential and an Argentinian kid as well. spittys voice would go so high only the pod of dolphins heading up the Mersey looking for their leader would hear it !!!
 
I cannot see Tyler getting so enthusiastic and jizzing his kacks if Salah was in a city shirt though, and buying cheap penalties !!! Mo would be dead to him ! Not that Salah would be getting any cheap penalties in blue !!!!
 
Surprosed yourselves, PSG and Newcastle arnt in for him hard. The marketing opportunities would be immense
 

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