United Thread - 2021/22

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With wreck it Ralf stepping into his 2 year consultancy role very soon, let's hope they listen to his recommendations and act upon them .
 
He should be wired up to see how much his heart is put under pressure when he goes off on one...... he's a walking heart attack...
Is he fuck mate, it’s all part of his act, gleefully lapped up by all the plastic cunts who never darken the door of old toilet … Even his voice is put on for his little performances..
That said, he is funny …
 
This season will be the 5th time in the last 9 years they haven’t finished in the Top 4.

Since Ferguson left they’ve finished:
7th
4th
5th
6th
2nd
6th
3rd
2nd
and are currently 6th.
The places give a slightly distorted view of how close they've been and the direction they're going. If you look at points behind the champions (I've divided it by manager too)

22
-
17
15
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24
19
-
32
33
22
-
~30 TBC

Van Gaal is the closest they got to being competitive.
 
Had the misfortune of having to sit next to one at our last home game ......... you know the type never goes to Old Trafford but knows it all :( the fat bastard sniggering at the way we where playing mocking the passes etc ......... until I put the bastard in his place to the amusement of others ...... “ if you wanna see decent football Fook off to the Eithad because you Rag fookers are on par with the shit your viewing now “
 
Had the misfortune of having to sit next to one at our last home game ......... you know the type never goes to Old Trafford but knows it all :( the fat bastard sniggering at the way we where playing mocking the passes etc ......... until I put the bastard in his place to the amusement of others ...... “ if you wanna see decent football Fook off to the Eithad because you Rag fookers are on par with the shit your viewing now “
Well done, mate.

I bet you didn’t hear a peep out of him after that.
 
Well done, mate.

I bet you didn’t hear a peep out of him after that.
No but ever City fan just sat there laughing :) I don’t mind anyone slagging my team off if they go to see there team ......... but this fat clown as I’m aware ain’t been anywhere near Old Trafford just another bellend who is the font of all knowledge :(
 
I can’t be arsed looking through the remaining pages to see if anyone has posted this today.

Fuck it, I don’t care, it’s worth repeating anyway:


Reminds me of the second verse:

I never felt more like singing all night,
Cos City are great, and united are sh*te
Oh City, you got me singin the blues...
 
If you watch the very beginning of each of his videos he is advertising a well known brand of body wash / shampoo. Must be coining it in
I cant understand how people will watch a video of a loser watching a video of other losers and report on the losers to other losers and.....make money out of it. Brilliant.
 
Average position = 4.375.

Our average position over the same timeframe = 1.875.
When you factor in our transfers and wages spent, it’s about the same in that time n’all. We’ve spent a bit more in transfer fees but they’ve spent more in wages.
 
All very wishy washy, would be better to say actions required for the outcomes.

It's the mistake that all people who aspire to be leaders make. It's like when politicians say things like "we will make our country carbon neutral by 2050". Great. How?

My old Professor used to have this Sidney Harris cartoon on his wall and I always think about it

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I feel it describes most of the thinking coming out of United. A black box of progression where they think if they put the right ingredients in, like players or a certain manager, then they'll get the trophies falling out of the machine. But they've no idea what is happening inside so they just keep trying different stuff to see what comes out the other end.
 
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No but ever City fan just sat there laughing :) I don’t mind anyone slagging my team off if they go to see there team ......... but this fat clown as I’m aware ain’t been anywhere near Old Trafford just another bellend who is the font of all knowledge :(
‘Fans’ of clubs who don’t actually go are the worst type. Especially Liverpool and United followers. They have to try harder and become tiresome.
 
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