A song for Erling...

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

To the tune of Mary Poppins.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Super City go ballistic Haaland scores for City.
Even just the sound of it
It's something quite superior
If you hear it from our voice you'll almost sound defeated.
Super City go ballistic Haaland scores for City.

Or super Bertie's instead of the first City if there's to many City's in there, thought may as well throw it out there again.

 

[ArniArason]

He's just like his dad
He's just like dad
Erling Haaland
He hates fucking rags

Love it, maybe swap the 'hates' and 'fucking' around though

 

[ArniArason]

To the tune of Mary Poppins.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Super City go ballistic Haaland scores for City.
Even just the sound of it
It's something quite superior
If you hear it from our voice you'll almost sound defeated.
Super City go ballistic Haaland scores for City.

Or super Bertie's instead of the first City if there's to many City's in there, thought may as well throw it out there again.

Nice, but not sure if pissed up blokes would sing a Mary Poppins song, too much testosterone

 

[Pollocksheader]

Wow how did you come up with that? It’s not like it’s been shouted up 681 times since he’s been linked. Well played

 

[better dead than red]

I'm no song writer but maybe something with a bit of a sea chanty feel to it?


Perhaps "who's gonna kick your arse today? Who's gonna kick your arse today, who's gonna kick your arse today? Erling in the morning. "

Edit: sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor. For those not familiar.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nice, but not sure if pissed up blokes would sing a Mary Poppins song, too much testosterone

Some clubs’ pissed up fans sing nursery rhymes.

Anything is possible.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

I've just been singing "Haaland is a blue, is a blue, Haaaaaland is a blue- NANANANANANANA" to the tune of "Give it up, give it up, baby give it up" all wekk.

 

[blue44]

to Norwegian wood, beatles

erling haaland
he is a blue
just like his dad

he loves city
just like his dad
plays for city

 

[fitzy blue]

To the City is ours tune.

His dads Norwegian blue
He's Norwegian blue
Now your sick as a parrot
That we've got his son too.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I'm no song writer but maybe something with a bit of a sea chanty feel to it?


Perhaps "who's gonna kick your arse today? Who's gonna kick your arse today, who's gonna kick your arse today? Erling in the morning. "

Or Erling in the evening

 

[better dead than red]

Or Erling in the evening

Even better

 

[Jwoody19]

As seen in the Erling Haaland transfer thread, composed by yours truly this morning whilst sitting on the porcelain throne...

(tune is yankee doodle dandy)

Erling Haaland is a Blue
He gets the lads excited
Plays for City like his dad
And fucking hates united



Not stopped humming it all day. Please direct all compliments directly to me.

 

[Bluesiam]

It's gotta be the Yaya/Kolo song. As many have said, it can't stay as it is, but it's too good to lose

 

[IOWBlue]

to this tune....



I'm Erling Haaland, gunna rap for you
dreaming of scoring in this famous Blue
I'm here to win, win it all
Since a little kid it's been my call

and on to the viking horn tune

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

To the tune of Eton Rifles - Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.

 

[threespires]

To the tune of Eton Rifles - Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.

But hasn't Egan-Riley got first dibs on that?

 

[malg]

Something to the tune of Nick Nack Paddy Whack....????

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

We ain't ever doing better than this, sorry.

Haaland, Haaland, snubbed Bayern & Real Madrid
Came to City, yes he did. Ha Ha Ha Haaland, Hey !

Haaland, Haaland, scores for City, what a Lad,
Hates Roy Keane just like his dad, Ha Ha Ha Haaland, Hey !

 

[ArdwickBlue_M12]

Erling Haaland is a blue, is a blue, is a blue, Erling Haaland is a blue, he plays for city

 

[Blue Smarties]

It's gotta be the Yaya/Kolo song. As many have said, it can't stay as it is, but it's too good to lose

If it’s announced today, I think this will get an airing tomorrow if we’re looking comfortable.