A song for Erling...

[Jefferson Airplane]

(She's Electric)

Erling Haaland
He's a big sexy beast in a sweatband
And he's sending City fans into dreamland
Our number nine*

(*when Gabby gives it up)

 

[ninjamonkey]

Posted one in the Haaland thread yesterday but very easy to get lost in that so I'll put it here.

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

 

[Gremlin]

I still think replacing the Yaya/Kolo song with Alfie/Erling (as suggested by someone in the transfer thread) is a winner. Easy to get going and everyone knows it. Plus, added advantage of being updated for the current situation - felt a bit weird when Yaya/Kolo was being sung on Sunday when they left ages ago.

 

[Sergio<3]

Maybe someone can recreate the Balotelli song,

Oh Erling Haaland,he’s a striker….

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Not a big fan of copying other fans songs, but Dortmunds song for Haaland is brilliant and we’ve got to steal it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

hahahahahahaha. Exceptional.

Led by Pete the Badge surely?

 

[mat]

Shit Ole Solskjaer
We signed a shit...

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Judging by the less than magnanimous coverage.


We are a stepping stone
A stepping stone
A stepping stone .........
Say we are a stepping stone ... he's going to Madrid.

Or

Next season he's of to sunny Spain, Y Viva Erling Haaland ......

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

 

[Bozo]

We ain't ever doing better than this, sorry.