A song for Erling...

"Erling's at the Etihad, do da, do da,
Erling's at the Etihad do de do da dey,
Do de do da da, do de do da dey,
Erling's at the Etihad, do de do da dey."
 
Attempt from a tone deaf fan, couple of beers in.

to mr blue sky (old time favourite)

The son has come to play in blue
There ain’t a better sight
His name is Erling, he’s a big blond viking
And don’t you know, he’s really here to play, hey

Running down the hallowed turf
He aims, he shoots, he scores
For the City, the team where once was pity
Erling Haaland is playing here today, hey
 
To the tune of Der Haaland:

Haaland! Haaland!
He's our big blue Norwegian
Came to City and Now he scores for fun
Haa Haa Haa Haaland!


Haaland! Haaland!
Cross the ball and he will score,
A beautiful blue bastard to the core,
Haa Haa Haa Haaland!
 
Sergio won’t mind.

”This is how it feels to be City
”This is how it feels to be small
”We sign Haaland
”You sign no one at all, no one at all, no one at all
 
A long one but something to this would be great.
Once there was a lad
Who dreamed he’d move on to higher things

And once there was his dad
About him too, we all would sing.

But now, well now I find
It saves time to say what we mean

We know that now he’s signed
The time has come to let off some steam.

Oh come on!
Everybody knows he bursts the nets.
Practically free, the best value yet.
But the more we look Erling, the more we see
You’re becoming more like Alfie.
 
Ok - gave it another stab if not the yaya/kolo one.. and saw the comment re the Pina Colada song.

Yes he likes pina coladas,
and banging goals in for fun
he fucking hates man united..
and plays up front like Kun

Just like his dad he plays for city..
and he weeeaars number 9*
his name is Erling Braut Haaland
and in sky blue he'll shine.

*current 2nd verse entirely hanging on the number, do the right thing Gabby ha.

 
It will be decided on the concourse of the first away game next season. The chants always take off there and catch on.
 
Same as the song we sang for Alfie…

ErlIng Haaland is a blue, is a blue, is a blue,
Erling Haaland is a blue, he chose City
 

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