Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[eastlands oasis]

Love that, it's almost like there's been unfinished business to me. Would be great if he scored every time we play them.

Wouldn’t it be great if he got a hat trick against them and after the third goal, pulled up his shirt to reveal a T-shirt saying “why always you Roy, Alfie sends his regards”

 

[Blue and true]

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The irony here is that whoever wrote this is the embodiment of an inbred troglodyte. Imagine getting this resentful over football. The internet really does drag the dregs of society to the fore.

 

[rodders]

Said it before but Grealish was bought with Haaland in mind. He will be great next season.

The big one for me is that Grealish has been slated a lot but often gets into a position on the left where he has to try and score from a bad angle or take another defender on because we have no-one in the box to pass to. Now we will have, Haaland is very much a 6-yard man in the vein of Aguero, and with someone to feed to, Grealish should come into his own too. In fact looking at how they play, they could be perfect for each other.

I agree guys but these kids were just born for each other.

 

[domalino]

Don’t agree with some of the comments about him needing time to settle. He might need time to get used to Peps tactics, but make absolutely no mistake put him in that team and he will score for fun straight away whilst he’s learning which tbh is the only thing I give a fuck about.

I don’t see how he’s not scoring 15-20 tap ins a season from inside the 6 yard box, never mind the rest of the chances he’s already proven he can bag.

He might need time to be at his very best, but stick him in the middle for 90 minutes and 3 very good chances will come his way.

 

[eboblue]

Don’t agree with some of the comments about him needing time to settle. He might need time to get used to Peps tactics, but make absolutely no mistake put him in that team and he will score for fun straight away whilst he’s learning which tbh is the only thing I give a fuck about.

I don’t see how he’s not scoring 15-20 tap ins a season from inside the 6 yard box, never mind the rest of the chances he’s already proven he can bag.

All this "needs time to settle"... as Srgio did v Swansea August 2011??

 

[Bay Area Blue 93]

All this "needs time to settle"... as Srgio did v Swansea August 2011??

I still remember watching his debut, which was just a short cameo substitution, and realizing, look who we've just signed!

 

[BolinCell]

lets hope he gets a short back and sides.

 

[marco]

this guys going to drag 2/3 defenders around with him until his pace leaves them behind all the other frontline squad players are going to love the room

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

Players that cost more than Erling Haaland

Maguire, Pogba, Sancho, Di Maria, Martial, Fred, Fernandes, lukaku, keita, Alisson, VVD, pepe, Aubameyang, White, N'dombele, Kepa, Lukaku again, Havertz, Pulisic, Morata.

To name but a few

 

[crazyg]

Just fucking buzzing about this, absolutely buzzing. Welcome Erling, it's going to be fun

Can I just say that this is the most positive post I have ever seen you write?
Chapeau!

 

[the blue panther]

Welcome, Thor!!!
Defenders will be absolutely shitting themselves about dealing with him. He is a f'kin beast! His presence will create even more room for the silky boys in midfield to create constant terror. I pity all opposition now we have this terminator in our midst.
VVD might even take early retirement. Erling might be saying an early 'Hello', and roadrunner style "Beep beep!" to him in the Charity Shield.
Can't wait.....

 

[kippaxchris]

Buzzing.

2 strikers at our club next season I can't believe it.

 

[the blue panther]

Players that cost more than Erling Haaland

Maguire, Pogba, Sancho, Di Maria, Martial, Fred, Fernandes, lukaku, keita, Alisson, VVD, pepe, Aubameyang, White, N'dombele, Kepa, Lukaku again, Havertz, Pulisic, Morata.

Wow - 8 united players, none of which would be a 1st choice in our team - and most wouldn't get anywhere near it.
How times change. What a decade it's been - and the best is yet to come.

 

[Bald fraud]

scores every type of goal. Just think about the Amount of tap ins we’ve had nobody on the end of this season! Not to mention how many more crosses Kev will be floating in. And then there’s the absolute thunderbastards he can score from just about anywhere within 30 yards!

 

[bluemurray]

We just need to resign Paul Stewart now and we're as close to perfection as it's possible to be!!

 

[paulchapo]

It didn't take Erling long, he's going all in! He said Pete the Badge has always been an icon of his

 

[hello]

Welcome, Thor!!!
Defenders will be absolutely shitting themselves about dealing with him. He is a f'kin beast! His presence will create even more room for the silky boys in midfield to create constant terror. I pity all opposition now we have this terminator in our midst.
VVD might even take early retirement. Erling might be saying an early 'Hello', and roadrunner style "Beep beep!" to him in the Charity Shield.
Can't wait.....

Fucking hope not I quite enjoy the community shield summer outing and wouldn’t want those scouse feral cunts around spoiling it again.

 

[jrb]

Aplogies for taking the Haaland thread off topic.

I don't think it has been mentioned yet in the thread?

If Haaland and Alvarez can form an attacking partnership, OMG!



Baxk to topic.

 

[Clevers]

Fucking hope not I quite enjoy the community shield summer outing and wouldn’t want those scouse feral cunts around spoiling it again.

Hope we play Chelsea.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Players that cost more than Erling Haaland

Maguire, Pogba, Sancho, Di Maria, Martial, Fred, Fernandes, lukaku, keita, Alisson, VVD, pepe, Aubameyang, White, N'dombele, Kepa, Lukaku again, Havertz, Pulisic, Morata.

Imagine if we inflation adjusted a few from years ago, too!

Admittedly, transfer inflation and CPI inflation don’t go in lockstep, with transfer probably far outpacing it, but I think Utd especially might have a few more players on that list!