A song for Erling...

I really like that. Best so far imo. Could do with a slight tweak though.

Oh City do you know what he's worth?
Erling Haaland is the best on earth
A big blond Viking is just what we need
He signed for us to win the Champions League.
Would help if you could tell us what tune.
 
Leaning on a lamppost chorus.

His name is Erling Haaland and he scores a ton of goals,
And his dad was Alfie Inge Haaland,
Oh me, Oh my,
He's gonna make all the other fans cry.

He played for Borrusia Dortmund on his way to Man City,
And now he has arrived back home,
Oh me, oh my,
He's off to Beswick chippy for a pie.
 
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Leaning on a lamppost chorus.

His name is Erling Haaland and he scores a ton of goals,
And his dad was Alfie Inge Haaland,
Oh me, Oh my,
He's gonna make all the other fans cry.

He played for Borrusia on his way to Man City,
And now he's arrived back home,
Oh me, oh my,
He's off to the chippy for a pie.
I can't see any young blues singing the chorus of a George Formby song no matter how much beer and sniff, pal.

Good effort though but you'd have far more chance of getting that going in an old folks home then at the Etihad; )
 
Now here's a little story bout' a viking lad
Who came to play for City- just like his dad
He said ''thanks dad''- its always been my dream
Scoring goals for City- and pissing off Roy Keane.

To the Beverly Hillbillies.
 
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English lyrics

Haaland Haaland
Yorkshire born Norwegian man
Brought up as a City fan
Come to play in England

Haaland Haaland
Yorkshire born Norwegian man
Brought up as a City fan
Come to play in England


This would be brilliant if we could keep that tune going

Yes, very good! I could see that working!
I'd prefer "He's back to play in England!" but that's semantics for ya...
 
Afternoon Blues. Long time reader n lurker. Virgin post.

A few posters had mentioned a song using the tune of This Land is your Land
Thought i'd give it a pop.

Oh Erling Haaland, Oh Erling Haaland
He played in Deutschland, was born in England
From the Fjords of Norway, to Alan Turing Way
Haaland was made for Man City
 

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