A song for Erling...

[GaudinoMotors]

Erling's home, oh Erlings home
To the place, his Dad belonged
At Man City, scoring goals
Roy Keane's a c*nt
Erling's home.

 

[Herling Arland]

Alright lads, some good suggestions thus far and looks like the "oh baby do you know what thats worth" and "Haaland Haaland" german song are the early frontrunners, but thought I'd offer mine up. Always thought Flower of Scotland sounds incredible in the scottish stadiums (link attached if unaware). Think it works well with Haaland's name and it would be original, self-deprecating, good and loud. Lyrics would be: (more than open to tweaks/changes)

Ohhh Erling Haaland
When will we see
you score again
that signed and plays for
his dad's 'little city'
and stood against them
proud jurgen's army
and sent them homeward
to cry again

 

[Burtonblue]

To “road to Amarillo”:

Halalalalalalaland (clap/clap)
Halalalalalalaland “ “
Halalalalalalaland. “ “
He scores goals for Man City

Stamping at the same time as clapping would sound even better, bit like they do in Bundeslighe

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Surely we can come up with something good. It’s going to have to be a classic.

saying that we haven’t even got anything for foden yet..

 

[supersonicblue]

Erling Haaland he’s top of the league!
I’ll get my coat

 

[PabZabb]

Oh baby do you know what he’s worth!
Erling Haaland’s the best on earth!
He left Dortmund for the Etihad!
To play for City just like his Dad!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

This thread is like rummaging around in the damaged tins bucket at Tesco, looking for a good un that isn't there.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Edit;

The Banana Splits

La la la Erling Haaland
La la la Erling Haaland

One from Haaland
Two from Haaland
Three from Haaland , Four
Your keeper’s praying
He’s not scoring anymore.

Four a left foot
Five a right foot
Can you keep the score
One more with his head
And your keeper’s on the floor.

La la la Erling Haaland
La la la Erling Haaland.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I quite enjoyed the Wonderwall chant as a kid for Kinky and Alan Ball. What about.

Today is gona be the day that we're gona throw it back to you,
By now you should've somehow realised what you gota do,
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now,
Coz all the runs that Erling makes are lightning
And all the goals that Haaland scores are blinding,
There are many things that I, would like to say to you but I don't know how...

Because maybeeeeee.......
You're gona be the one that saves meeee....
And after all...
You're our VIKING Thorrrrrrrr....

Probably a bit too long in this day and age.

Yeah that’s the issue with it