United Thread - 2022/23

[yeah whatever !!]

Mark Hughes on the right, but who's the other guy?

Harry Maguire

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Ten Bob is so blinkered, he seems only interested in players he's had before. All bang average at best. The scouting network at the rags seems to be run by Bear Grylls

bang average but not expensive...Glazers love Ten Haag.

 

[threespires]

A horse is a horse of course, of course
And a horse can't fuck up a club, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Rock of Gibraltar

(One for the FOCs)

 

[tommybooth]

They are having a good look at the bottom of the apple barrel to see what is left. They are in for at least 5 people who you have never heard of!! Will it be another 74.

 

[Roachy]

They are having a good look at the bottom of the apple barrel to see what is left. They are in for at least 5 people who you have never heard of!! Will it be another 74.

The PL will not allow that.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

True, I forgot about her.
OK Nelly the Elephant and deJong are the only ones that have run away from the circus.

This might end up like 'what have the Romans ever done for us'

The Elephant man ran away from the circus too.
Oh and don't forget Dumbo

So apart from Nellie,De Jong,John Merrick and Dumbo who the fuck else has ran away from the Romans

 

[deegee33]

A horse is a horse of course, of course
And a horse can't fuck up a club, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Rock of Gibraltar

(One for the FOCs)

Ohhh Wiiillllbbuuurrrrrr !!!

 

[splinter]

Fergy was there 6 yrs before winning the league ,I wonder if this new guy will get as long?

Be gone by Christmas, mcClaren in charge

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Be gone by Christmas, mcClaren in charge

I wonder if McLaren will have the formula to get them to No 1

 

[Bantamgaz]

Glazers out blah blah what for putting money in you deluded twats ............. seriously may this continue for decades to come ............ the most deluded fanbase in England think they have the god given right to be the best they need to realise they are nothing but a higher end midtable team and that game against Brighton showed that ............. the myth of Old Trafford being a fortress is long gone teams ain’t afraid to have a go now and teams are being rewarded for doing so .............my god that poor bastard at the helm must be in bits he wants to come in and do things his own way and is now probably being forced to play that prancing pony .............. thought he would see the 3years out wouldn’t be shocked if he doesn’t just walk away

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I`m looking forward to derby day already

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

To be fair to the press they're giving the Rags a slaughtering this morning. Be nice to a Tweet from camel gob about the Arnautovic signing...

 

[yeah whatever !!]

The Glazers borrowed £600 million 15 years ago to buy United that debt is still £600 million.
Lol.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

There is no lucrative way for them to attain competitiveness again without an almost disgusting amount of cash, injected in the club. We're talking 700+ million. Given the world wide financial state, and what's coming this winter, only drug cartels would buy such a mess of an institution, which has already started decaying at vast rates.

The market in general is now contracted as most teams have done their business, but above all else, they know selling to the PL means profit. So you're overpaying anyway. To add to this, their internal structure, reminiscent of a kindergarten, seems to be unwilling to accept the sporting reality that surrounds them.

As they have continuously ruined careers, over-scrutiny, "drama", social media tasks which I can guarantee are probably overshadowing the football aspect, all add up. The world actually see them as what they are. So agents, players, employees, virtually anyone with football knowledge will stay the fuck away from them because the only thing they are, is in fact, a museum, with a shop, that happens to have a football team.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Be gone by Christmas, mcClaren in charge

Hehe just imagine if they actually did that, tell you what I'd not put it past them either.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That's an interesting choice of character witnesses.
Were Glitter and Rose West busy?

Very good.........

 

[kippaxwarrior]

They are completely and utterly fucked

 

[jacko74]

The most bewildering thing is their bid for Arnautovic…a 33 yr old has been…just crazy

Not even a 'has been'... more of a 'never quite was'.

 

[northendenton]

I wonder if McLaren will have the formula to get them to No 1

What exactly are you driving at here

 

[Gingers Dad]

Fergy was there 6 yrs before winning the league ,I wonder if this new guy will get as long?

Nearly 7 and only after the biggest spending spree in the history of British football