United Thread - 2022/23

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But the thing is, as that video clip from earlier proved, people are actually looking ready to call it our for what it is, maybe, just maybe, it will finally open the cheaters closet and the truth will finally seep out.

Manure have had as much help as Juve the cheats had from refs, bent as fuck and everybody who watches football has known this since the inception of sky football.
You can only try and burry shit so deep until your yard start stinking. They’re in for a rude awakening this season. Especially against, us, Pool, Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham, Newcastle, and many other such as Brighton. Whom even after selling their stars, went in the swamp, and took a Shrek like shit. They are utterly shit in midfield, defence, GK, distribution, pressing, stamina. You don’t change that with a manager. Watching them this season will be a fucking joy.
 
I hate watching Cringe content, watching that maguire clip, or any clip involving maguire really does set my teeth on edge. It's pathetic that they try to have this aura and legend around them and yet not a single one of those players can back it up even remotely, it's cringeworthy in the extreme.

Having said that watching their suffering as a whole is absolutely hilarious and I can't get enough of it. Long may it continue! And, sure, some might say to be careful about laughing at others misfortune but it couldn't be more deserved so I'm taking this opportunity as much as I can. I'm sure you won't begrudge it.
 
Meanwhile on Twitter. Have you ever seen a face so good to use for punching practice?


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They were boasting at the time that he’d got away with it and could play. They’re desperate for him to be sent down now they’ve realised he’s league 2 at best. They’ll be nudging the Greek police in a couple of weeks.
The best punishment they could give him is being forced to go and play in front of that United crowd every week with only Fred and McTominay for cover before then having to do the post-match presser. Almost feel sorry for the poor bastard.
 
There is no lucrative way for them to attain competitiveness again without an almost disgusting amount of cash, injected in the club. We're talking 700+ million. Given the world wide financial state, and what's coming this winter, only drug cartels would buy such a mess of an institution, which has already started decaying at vast rates.

The market in general is now contracted as most teams have done their business, but above all else, they know selling to the PL means profit. So you're overpaying anyway. To add to this, their internal structure, reminiscent of a kindergarten, seems to be unwilling to accept the sporting reality that surrounds them.

As they have continuously ruined careers, over-scrutiny, "drama", social media tasks which I can guarantee are probably overshadowing the football aspect, all add up. The world actually see them as what they are. So agents, players, employees, virtually anyone with football knowledge will stay the fuck away from them because the only thing they are, is in fact, a museum, with a shop, that happens to have a football team.
Fucking brilliantly observed post.
 
Never underestimate the help they’ll get from refs and var. if they’re close to a champs league spot they will be assisted to make it into the top four. If they were ever flirting with relegation they’d be helped to avoid that aswell. Plus the media coverage of their survival would be heralded more than whoever won the league!
They got plenty of help at the weekend but still managed to lose. Even imcompetent/corrupt officiating may not be enough to help them this season.
 
It gets better (worse) by the day :-)


If that protest gets traction, (a very very small chance of it, convincing the majority of the stadium - day trippers and prawn sandwich brigade), I foresee a Ferguson being escorted onto the pitch with a mic to plead for them to stay.
 
foresee a Ferguson being escorted onto the pitch with a mic to plead for them to stay.
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More incompetent than our Government at their jobs, and that's saying something.
Oh come on, the government are brilliant compared to this lot. They rags are on par with that midget in North Korea. In fact I have never seen Kim Jong Un and the new rag centre back in the same room, hmmmm I could be onto something.
 
If that protest gets traction, (a very very small chance of it, convincing the majority of the stadium - day trippers and prawn sandwich brigade), I foresee a Ferguson being escorted onto the pitch with a mic to plead for them to stay.


As mentioned by someone earlier an Amazon All or Nothing at the swamp would be comedy gold.
 
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