United Thread - 2022/23

[The Stockport Iniesta]

It gets better (worse) by the day :-)

And what are drain's connected to?

Toilet's!!

#emptyoldtoilet

 

[JASR]

As mentioned by someone earlier an Amazon All or Nothing at the swamp would be comedy gold.

It’s been re-titled.
‘Nothing or nothing’

 

[bluethrunthru]

As mentioned by someone earlier an Amazon All or Nothing at the swamp would be comedy gold.

It would be a football version of the Thick of It

 

[Cobwebcat]

Ex players deciding transfer policy now.

Just brilliant.

 

[TonyM]

If that first min brighton shot had gone in,it would have been the best moment ever in football,bar none..esp as the commentator Tyler was still saying something like

" The start of a new era !!!"

Indeed.

So true. But only the 2nd best.

 

[buckshot]

Does douchbags mean the same as obnoxious cunts

It does

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It gets better (worse) by the day :-)

It usually empties when the opposition put the ball in the net for the third goal, something that I suspect (hope) will be a regular occurrence this season!!

 

[I'm With Stupid]

MARTIN SAMUEL: Man United thought that success was ALL in the name. It's the Ed Woodward effect… but they're not getting the best players anymore and big names they attract are not in their prime​

Manchester City got Erling Haaland and Liverpool got Darwin Nunez.

Manchester United, having lost at home to Brighton for the first time in their history, are now having a second swing at recruiting 33-year-old Marko Arnautovic. He could partner Cristiano Ronaldo in a front two with a combined age of 70.

Still, there's plenty of room for optimism at Manchester United. That's the problem. Call it the Ed Woodward effect. Nobody sees the worst happening.



They think being Manchester United is all it needs. That they will always be the market leaders because all they know is the market. Yet, increasingly, even their trusted commercial partners see through this.

Article

 

[deegee33]

Article

I know very little about Martin Samuel, whether he is good or bad, biased or unbiased, and I don't really care.
What I do know is this is the first article I have ever read just fucking slapping them in the head. It's what I have heard us say on here for as long as I have been on here.

I just hope that it doesn't serve as a "wake up" call to the circus that exists in Trafford.

 

[goalmole]

Did Arnowtovic SNUB them or did they not want him anyway?

They couldn't afford him.

 

[jrb]

The Khight(on) is back!

Former Manchester United director Michael Knighton is preparing a hostile bid to buy the club from Glazers

Former Manchester United director Michael Knighton says he is preparing a consortium to buy the club, calling United a "club in crisis".

www.sportbible.com

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The Khight(on) is back!

Former Manchester United director Michael Knighton is preparing a hostile bid to buy the club from Glazers

Former Manchester United director Michael Knighton says he is preparing a consortium to buy the club, calling United a "club in crisis".

www.sportbible.com

I blame that **** for the success baconface had.

Without him fucking about on the pitch and distracting Edwards the pisshead would have been sacked.

However he now has the chance to redeem himself.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Why would they need to invest hundreds of millions when that slow talking, with the pause for added effect, bloke informs us that utd buy £80m players for 40?

Because that Kaveh bloke talks out of his arse and I wouldn't believe a single thing he says. Just a quiet version of that twat shouty man White

 

[eversince 76]

Amazing no one has the courage to state the main poison is sir Baconface and his army spread through club and media.
Well, I for one am not gonna say it. I just sit back, watch and enjoy the titanic sinking as slow as possible.

Now watch the media if they get a result at mighty Brentford this weekend …

 

[KS55]

Jadon Sancho is the gift that keep on giving.

It’s Karma. This is the lad that, aged18, had a team of FIVE advisors and went on strike.
Sancho team: “Unless we are guaranteed minutes, Jadon is off.”
Pep: “Bye.”

 

[KS55]

They need to grid of a few under-performers first.Their fans spout a lot of red bull.

Talking of formulas, I doubt Dumbledore and the staff at Hogwarts could come up with one to get them to number one..

Relegatiamus.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Did Arnowtovic SNUB them or did they not want him anyway?

They pulled out as they found out he wasn't Dutch.

 

[TravisBickle]

It’s been re-titled.
‘Nothing or nothing’

Or…All to Nothing.

 

[KS55]

100% has to do the dishes after the spaghetti hoops he's just had.

Nah. Straight out of the tin.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

You can only try and burry shit so deep until your yard start stinking. They’re in for a rude awakening this season. Especially against, us, Pool, Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham, Newcastle, and many other such as Brighton. Whom even after selling their stars, went in the swamp, and took a Shrek like shit. They are utterly shit in midfield, defence, GK, distribution, pressing, stamina. You don’t change that with a manager. Watching them this season will be a fucking joy.

Going by how Fulham played the dippers I think they'll give United a fright.