9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[kunaguero10]

Four days ago Haaland scored a hat-trick in 19 minutes. Today it took him as long as 27 minutes. I hope he can turn this worrisome trend around before it takes him a whole bloody 90 minutes to score a hat-trick.

There’s gonna be some flappers on this forum next time he goes a game without scoring

 

[BerkshireBlue]

He's doing ok, wish he touched the ball more

 

[Magz]

He's doing ok, wish he touched the ball more

Why?

 

[p.taker]

He's just lucky he doesn't have to play in Stoke on a cold, rainy night.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Just insane how good he is, clearly going to be the best forward of the decade anywhere in Europe.

 

[cinnamon]

He's just lucky he doesn't have to play in Stoke on a cold, rainy night.

Don't worry. Have you forgotten where he's from?

 

[p.taker]

That's not Stoke and that's not rain! You can't fool me!

 

[kanovic]

Why?

Sarcasm……

 

[CityBluez]

 

[Bluewonder]

Will score 500 goals in top level football.

 

[Crooked_rain]

If I was a manager of the opposing team, I’m not even sure what I would tell my team in terms of defending against him

I think I’d just tell them good luck and hope he has off day

 

[OB1]

Astonishing start to his City career.

 

[Goater=Legend]

Hes a joke tbh

 

[I'm With Stupid]

There’s gonna be some flappers on this forum next time he goes a game without scoring

What do you mean, a game? He's just gone a half without scoring the fucking flop. Get rid.

 

[RandomJ]

He stays fit he's breaking records. Simple as that.

 

[cinnamon]

That's not Stoke and that's not rain! You can't fool me!

Either way your nuts end up the size of raisins!

 

[TCIB]

WOW

 

[Tricky_Trev]

His minutes per goal is now at 44. Less than a half of football per goal scored.

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Just brilliant

 

[Deleted member 81382]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Daniel Levy for not picking up the phone.