Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

I took a dip in the local pool and was banned instantly. Apparently they don’t allow hummus in the water.

 

[LWashington]

I took a dip in the local pool and was banned instantly. Apparently they don’t allow hummus in the water.

Unfair, last week they let a chickpea in there.

 

[bluebc]

Unfair, last week they let a chickpea in there.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garden pea ?

I’ve never paid to have a garden pea on my face

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

class

Porridge, the finest sitcom of all time. Far better than Fawlty Towers or anything else you care to name.
Fulton McKay as Mr McKay was exceptional as was Brian Wilde ,the guy who played Mr Barrowclough.
No one will ever convince me their was a funnier sitcom, ever.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[hammocity]

Porridge, the finest sitcom of all time. Far better than Fawlty Towers or anything else you care to name.
Fulton McKay as Mr McKay was exceptional as was Brian Wilde ,the guy who played Mr Barrowclough.
No one will ever convince me their was a funnier sitcom, ever.

Have you watched Still Game? All 60 plus episodes on BBC IPlayer.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Porridge, the finest sitcom of all time. Far better than Fawlty Towers or anything else you care to name.
Fulton McKay as Mr McKay was exceptional as was Brian Wilde ,the guy who played Mr Barrowclough.
No one will ever convince me their was a funnier sitcom, ever.

Wouldn't disagree porridge is brilliant. From a generation or so further on early doors takes some beating

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Have you watched Still Game? All 60 plus episodes on BBC IPlayer.

Thank you, I will give it looking at.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Grassland Blue]

Steptoe and son.

 

[Zubrman]

Steptoe and son.

The Leicester City thread is that way ---》

 

[hammocity]

Wouldn't disagree porridge is brilliant. From a generation or so further on early doors takes some beating

Loved Early Doors, the stage version at the Lowry was brilliant.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Any FOCs remember this gem.
An English for foreign students teacher asks her class to visit some places and learn some English words for their homework. Juan visits the airport, the zoo and a nursery. At the next lesson Juan is asked what he has learnt and he says "Take off zebra baby"

 

[manclad]

David Byrne likes this post !!

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Looks like a typical day in the life of Mr Angry otherwise known as Jurgen Klopp..............

 

[oakiecokie]

Loved Early Doors, the stage version at the Lowry was brilliant.

Me and the missus also saw the stage version at The Lowry and agree. My missus had never seen the programme so didn`t know what to expect ... and she was laughing like fuck. Wonderful programme but a bloody brilliant stage version.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Porridge, the finest sitcom of all time. Far better than Fawlty Towers or anything else you care to name.
Fulton McKay as Mr McKay was exceptional as was Brian Wilde ,the guy who played Mr Barrowclough.
No one will ever convince me their was a funnier sitcom, ever.

You have obviously forgotten about Robins nest. How we laughed at the one armed dish washer. Couldn't laugh at him today though

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

You have obviously forgotten about Robins nest. How we laughed at the one armed dish washer. Couldn't laugh at him today though

I did used to laugh at that.

 

[oakiecokie]

You have obviously forgotten about Robins nest. How we laughed at the one armed dish washer. Couldn't laugh at him today though

The Black & White Minstrel Show would also be a bit controversial nowadays. ;)

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

The Black & White Minstrel Show would also be a bit controversial nowadays. ;)

And Alf Garnett.