Joke thread

[oakiecokie]

Was talking about that show and my mate FOC, (like me) didn’t realise the Minstrels were all white and “blacked” up. My Mrs used to get nervous before those shows started, Pre Minstrel Tension.

OFFS !! Hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Mind Your Language was another.

I watched it as a pubescent teenager for the lovely Francoise Pascal fine thespian appearances.

 

[hammocity]

I watched it as a pubescent teenager for the lovely Francoise Pascal fine thespian appearances.

We all know what you mean pal!

 

[Dogtanian]

Anyone out there wanting a pair of fake binoculars?

Look no further!

 

[horlock_was_super]

I did used to laugh at that.

I fancied Tessa Wyatt

 

[cinnamon]

 

[Travellingman]

Is this available anywhere? Looked all over...

 

[bluethrunthru]

Look into her eyes - look into her eyes - FFS do NOT look down

 

[bluethrunthru]

Never mess with a catapult

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Has the 'name an old TV programme' game finished now? Is it safe to come out?

 

[mrbelfry]

Has the 'name an old TV programme' game finished now? Is it safe to come out?

Yes mate. Come on down. It's nice to see you. To see you.......

 

[manchester blue]

Has the 'name an old TV programme' game finished now? Is it safe to come out?

Yes, I think they got a Full House.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Has the 'name an old TV programme' game finished now? Is it safe to come out?

I think so - I've checked Upstairs and Downstairs....

 

[JASR]

Yes mate. Come on down. It's nice to see you. To see you.......

Leave him alone, clearly every second counts in his available joke browsing time. Maybe one day he’ll like this, not a lot, but he’ll like it

 

[Match Fixer]

Nothing in the English language starts with an 'N' and ends with a 'G'

Egg Nogg

 

[Match Fixer]

Fcuk your Raleigh 10 gear I’ve a horse outside.

Gr8 Vid, cheers.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Never mess with a catapult

Looks like the JFK head-shot.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Egg Nogg

Have you been drinking it?

 

[LWashington]

Egg Nogg

I bet your wife had to nag you to think of that.

 

[manclad]

You have obviously forgotten about Robins nest. How we laughed at the one armed dish washer. Couldn't laugh at him today though

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