United Thread - 2022/23

[Gray]

Haunted waxwork pulling a Tevez. Mint

What’s his golf like?

 

[KentBlue]

I remember last summer when I tried to remind everyone what a huge fucking error signing him would be - yes, I feel Big and clever........ ;-)

I was apoplectic when I heard the rumour. All the years I've been supporting City and they were thinking of signing the single biggest čunt in world football? Not only that but he's rag?

If that pampered, diving, cheating bastard tried to enter our hallowed portals I'd have fucking flipped - big time. I'd have ended up in Broadmoor or somewhere similar...fuck! Just imagine (if you dare) that Portuguese çunt wearing our colours...!!

 

[eyalluvitt]

I was apoplectic when I heard the rumour. All the years I've been supporting City and they were thinking of signing the single biggest čunt in world football? Not only that but he's rag?

If that pampered, diving, cheating bastard tried to enter our hallowed portals I'd have fucking flipped - big time. I'd have ended up in Broadmoor or somewhere similar...fuck! Just imagine (if you dare) that Portuguese çunt wearing our colours...!!

If he dived to win us a penalty winner at Anfield and then slotted it in the corner , in front of the Kop, would you slightly warm to him?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

The narrative that Ronaldo is a model pro that would be great for the dressing room feel about as retro as the narrative that Boris Johnson would bring peace and unity to the country.

 

[flook]

If he dived to win us a penalty winner at Anfield and then slotted it in the corner , in front of the Kop, would you slightly warm to him?

I know you weren't asking me, but I thought I'd chip in anyway, I wouldn't

 

[BlueMooner87]

I can understand his frustration, being left on the bench to watch Rushford piss chances up the wall every match. For someone with an ego as big as his in a time of his career where he has limited time left it must be even more difficult to take.

I think scum have been very lucky with their results. Teams seem to be frightened of something and not attacking them then they scrape a goal or two.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Strange that Moira thought it was acceptable for him to storm off because he's the GOAT, FFS ! Made even worse with barmy Micah agreeing with this on BBC Breakfast.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I was apoplectic when I heard the rumour. All the years I've been supporting City and they were thinking of signing the single biggest čunt in world football? Not only that but he's rag?

If that pampered, diving, cheating bastard tried to enter our hallowed portals I'd have fucking flipped - big time. I'd have ended up in Broadmoor or somewhere similar...fuck! Just imagine (if you dare) that Portuguese çunt wearing our colours...!!

I was even worse when the same was mooted for Shredded Wheat Head - thank fuck for all 12 of the MIB's..............

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

He was a fucking amazing player in his time as you all well know. If Pep wanted him then that was good enough for me, if Pep didn’t then he can go get fucked, see it is all down to Pep.
I remember when Keegan signed Peter Schmeichal , I was dead against that. He cheered when we put 3 past the swamp dwellers. He didn’t do too bad in his short time with us.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Strange that Moira thought it was acceptable for him to storm off because he's the GOAT, FFS ! Made even worse with barmy Micah agreeing with this on BBC Breakfast.

I think the point is they didnt let him leave in the summer and now he doesnt play. So why did they keep him. But yeah he has acted a dick.

 

[mexico1970]

If a half a million a week can't get you motivated to play then you're fucked. I don't want to help the rags because well they're the rags, but they should bench him until his contract dies if they want to win games.

I keep hearing that "Well he's Ronaldo" like he's 25 or something, he's well past his prime and he thought he could come to the premier league and take his shot at glory the naïve arrogant Twat.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If a half a million a week can't get you motivated to play then you're fucked. I don't want to help the rags because well they're the rags, but they should bench him until his contract dies if they want to win games.

I keep hearing that "Well he's Ronaldo" like he's 25 or something, he's well past his prime and he thought he could come to the premier league and take his shot at glory the naïve arrogant Twat.

Should’ve took a cut to go to Sporting. Easy league, more playing time and in the CL

 

[meeesh]

He was a fucking amazing player in his time as you all well know. If Pep wanted him then that was good enough for me, if Pep didn’t then he can go get fucked, see it is all down to Pep.
I remember when Keegan signed Peter Schmeichal , I was dead against that. He cheered when we put 3 past the swamp dwellers. He didn’t do too bad in his short time with us.

Will never forgive Keegan for that me as I'm sure many others won't neither.

 

[Protein Junkie]

If a half a million a week can't get you motivated to play then you're fucked. I don't want to help the rags because well they're the rags, but they should bench him until his contract dies if they want to win games.

I keep hearing that "Well he's Ronaldo" like he's 25 or something, he's well past his prime and he thought he could come to the premier league and take his shot at glory the naïve arrogant Twat.

The thing is Mex - money is not a motivator. It is a means to prevent demotivation.
It’s his self worth/belief taking a hit here. He could just sit in hit arse and collect the money.

 

[super_city_si]

Tent Peg is showing worrying signs of being a good manager. That was the best United have played for a long time and the win was achieved despite appalling performances from Rashford and Sancho. The defence and midfield seemed to have a structure which surprised me. That said Spurs were pathetic. Passive and negative. Perhaps Conte is not the genius the media say he is.

He's the first manager with a spine they've had in a while. Not good.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

United are improving a bit as Ten Haag does appear to be semi-competant.

@mat cheer us all up with one of your recent communications towards the swamp or are you still pretending to be working the Liverpool line..........? ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He was a fucking amazing player in his time as you all well know. If Pep wanted him then that was good enough for me, if Pep didn’t then he can go get fucked, see it is all down to Pep.
I remember when Keegan signed Peter Schmeichal , I was dead against that. He cheered when we put 3 past the swamp dwellers. He didn’t do too bad in his short time with us.

Who - twatty?

We are so far past needing cast off's, it's not even worth the agro.

As a fan base we should never compromise........... ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He's the first manager with a spine they've had in a while. Not good.

Dare I say, if he was at another club he would be quite likeable and admirable.

But he's not so he's a shit house and a ****..........

 

[BlueTG]

I think the point is they didnt let him leave in the summer and now he doesnt play. So why did they keep him. But yeah he has acted a dick.

Did they actually get a serious offer?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Did they actually get a serious offer?

Who could afford 500 grand a week?!