United Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Mist]

Twatted over two legs in February it is then

They'll get Shaktar.

 

[deano ou812]

How do these fuckers keep stumbling through games and getting a result it’s baffling..

 

[SWPISHOME]

I genuinely had no idea they were playing tonight. Irrelevant twats.

Biggest wage bill/biggest spenders in the world finish second in a group of four that had Sheriff and Nicosia in the group.

Holy Fuck.

 

[dadnlad]

I genuinely had no idea they were playing tonight. Irrelevant twats.

Biggest wage bill/biggest spenders in the world finish second in a group of four that had Sheriff and Nicosia in the group.

Holy Fuck.

that wasnt mentioned on summing up after game just the penalty that never was but no video evidence so it;s not fair

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Quote from sadcafe ‘I'm going to put that down to experimentation. Can't explain it any other way.’

Posters right. Putting a lumbering oaf, sown together in a lab from dead body parts and jump started with lightning to snatch a goal in the group of goatherders was indeed experimental. Shades of David James.

‘It’s alive……….’

 

[Vienna_70]

Garnacho is no Rico Lewis!

 

[ganganvince]

They'll get Shaktar.

Could be Barca.

 

[mexico1970]

Garnacho is no Rico Lewis!

No, he's the next new George Best ;)

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[Vienna_70]

No, he's the next new George Best ;)

And he’ll be at Michael Carrick's Middlesbrough before long.

 

[mexico1970]

Alejandro Garnacho breaks record previously held by George Best

Manchester United’s Alejandro Garnacho’s first goal for the club has set a new record that was previously held by United legend George Best.

strettynews.com

Ronaldo's reaction to Garnacho shows he's ready for bigger Man United role

Man United did not get the two-goal win they needed against Real Sociedad but Alejandro Garnacho had a night to remember.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Giddy fuckers can't stop themselves :)

 

[mat]

Still fucking shite?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Garnacho is no Rico Lewis!

No, much better. The right footed Messi.



Apparently

 

[adr2.8i]

The new Macheda

 

[ninjamonkey]

They're already claiming him as an academy product, a kid they paid 500k for as a 16 year old... They're the same as the dippers claiming Harvey Elliot as an academy product, a kid who played in the Premier league for Fulham before moving to them.

 

[remember arthur mann]

No, much better. The right footed Messi.
Apparently

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

No, he's the next new George Best ;)

What's Jizzy Jazz up to these days?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No, much better. The right footed Harvey Elliot.



Apparently

Amended slightly

 

[johnnytapia]

Get fucked