Songs that tòok the piss

[spacecadet]

Another old favourite.
I'd walk a mile and a bit
To rub yer face in some shit
Oh Kenny, oh oh Kenny.
To that horrible bastard Daglish.

 

[Winchester]

I know this is gonna sound daft with a whiff of bullshit but me and my mate Kenny started that chant against the Spuds at that game .. We were right at the back in the Kippax next to the away fans …:-)

I remember it well

 

[IOWBlue]

Not so much taking the piss but just funny was when a particularly dull game at Maine Road in the mid 70s was interupted by a dog running about on the pitch for 10 minutes with a cheer going up every time it avoided being captured,
Needless to say the dog was evicted & the game went back to being dull soon to be followed by the chant from the Kippax "We want the dog back"

there was a fair few animals in the 70's. Dogs, pigeons and chickens. A cockerel from spuds, and i think i remember an escaped animal from Belle Vue zoo/Chester zoo. Might have been a stork, on Platt Lane roof?

 

[jimharri]

there was a fair few animals in the 70's. Dogs, pigeons and chickens. A cockerel from spuds, and i think i remember an escaped animal from Belle Vue zoo/Chester zoo. Might have been a stork, on Platt Lane roof?

The 90s as well. Quite a few donkeys got onto the sacred swarf in Moss Side.

 

[LongsightM13]

Wasn’t it the Kippax who sang ‘does your missus know you’re here?’ to Peter Shilton a few days after he was literally caught with his pants down in the car of a lady who wasn’t Mrs Shilton?
Took off nationwide for a couple of years after iirc

 

[LongsightM13]

Another old favourite.
I'd walk a mile and a bit
To rub yer face in some shit
Oh Kenny, oh oh Kenny.
To that horrible bastard Daglish.

He was an amazing player tbf scored more goals against us than any other club in his career
Just a horrible racist cheerleading T-shirt printing human being who used his influence to get his kids into jobs they clearly weren’t qualified for. Including playing contracts at his club
Struggling to think of another ex old firm player who settled in the north west of England and did likewise…..

 

[Indaparkside]

I remember John bond mentioning something about us not taking our chances or something like that. anyway this kid started singing
City score city score then you’ll hear the crowd roar
John bond will be happy he’ll shit in his nappy so score city score

 

[Stephen230]

I still refer to them as the kiddy fiddlers. Ayresome Park was horrible back in the day.

And like ‘tax dodger’ Ken Dodd and swimming pool ‘nonce’ Len Fairclough, it turns out they never did it.

 

[JPAMCR]

I might be making this up but when we played Sheffield utd years ago and they sang We Hate Wednesday we sang We Hate Saturday.

 

[Indaparkside]

Luke Chadwick is the elephant man

 

[johnnytapia]

She's here, she's there, she's every fucking where Kenny's wife, Kenny's wife. Great chant away at Sheffield United to Paddy Kenny.

Think we can safely say Kenny’s had the last laugh........

 

[Indaparkside]

Your fathers are your brothers, your sisters are your mothers, you like to fuck each other the Hudders family to Huddersfield fans

 

[LongsightM13]

And like ‘tax dodger’ Ken Dodd and swimming pool ‘nonce’ Len Fairclough, it turns out they never did it.

Ken Dodd, like Steven Gerrard a couple of decades later, paid expensive lawyers fortunes to ensure his trial was held before a jury in liverpool
That does not in any way mean they ‘didn’t do it’

 

[johnnytapia]

I was at that match. It was in the 60's at Maine Road, I think our first season back in the old 1st Div under Joe & Big Mal. The Chelsea fans were singing 'Osgood IS good, Osgood IS good'. To which the Kippax responded 'Osgood NO good, Osgood NO good'

Osgood gave 2 V-signs to the Kippax, and had the last laugh as City lost. TBF he WAS good that afternoon.

Remember him scoring in ‘79 against us in the snow. Was all ticket in Platt Lane because of trouble Chelsea had had shortly before. Caught a lot out who normally paid cash (including my dad)!

 

[Stephen230]

Ken Dodd, like Steven Gerrard a couple of decades later, paid expensive lawyers fortunes to ensure his trial was held before a jury in liverpool
That does not in any way mean they ‘didn’t do it’

I was talking legally. Both Ken Dodd and Peter Adamson were represented by George Carman QC, which was always an interesting appointment.

 

[LongsightM13]

One of the few decent performances of the Frank Clark era was at West Brom away when Dalian Atkinson was up front and we actually looked half decent
We’d started the ‘it’s just like watching Brazil’ song later appropriated by Barnsley and others and were belting it out like gusto after going ahead
Cue one of our defenders passing the ball straight into touch from the edge of our own penalty area. The baggies fans started with the ‘just like watching Brazil’ right back at us
The response from our end was glorious
“It’s just like watching West Brom”…

 

[LongsightM13]

I was talking legally. Both Ken Dodd and Peter Adamson were represented by George Carman QC, which was always an interesting appointment.

The Darren England of QCs…

 

[i kne albert davy]

There was one About Derek Dougan that wouldn't go down to well nowadays :-)

 

[A57 the snake]

Any visiting fans singing “ where was you at York away “ would bring the biggest loudest chant ever at the Etihad.

 

[northstandgiveusasong]

All songs relating to ‘Alan’, daft sod even thanked us afterwards.
Funny as fuck that night.

Brilliant that night, such a laugh.