United Thread - 2022/23

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Google tells me that 8 billion people live on planet earth.
The Glazers put out a press release regarding the possible sale and told me they have 1.1 billion fans.
One of them is lying I wonder which one it is.
 
BrianW said:
I am prepared to offer 50p. I reckon you could get a demolition contractor in and the site would be worth a few bob.
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Are you joining my bid team or going solo. I need to know before the markets close.

(I think Collyhurst market shuts at 4)
 
Oh for a bit of inside info.(trading)

The Rag share price was $19 today, up $6 dollars since the possible sale of Old Toilet was announcement.

Like every self-respecting City fan I hate the red b@stards, but I could do with a few extra grand right now or when the Rags are sold.
 
Manx Blue said:
Andy Mitten was on R5L chatting with chappers regarding the shit...roughly said...

"It's about time FFP was properly enforced, and clubs with deep pockets can't manipulate the system just because they have deep pockets and hire the best lawyers"
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Is that the screeching midget? It makes me laugh that some cretin from the Stretford end can be rolled out as some sort of financial expert....well an expert on anything really except how to be a rag ****. Someone should have said, "Interesting point. On the same basis then would you say it was fair that for years a club like Manchester United was allowed to spend more than clubs who weren't as wealthy?"
 
Ric said:
It was one thing boycotting Sharp, AON, Chevrolet etc over the years, but Apple would be problematic in our household, to say the least. Everyone's phones would have to get binned for a start. For this reason alone, it mustn't happen.
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Same boat. Went down the android road after I f@@ked my last iPhone changing a battery(£8 with tools from Ebay, my fault). I could hit this android with a lump hammer and it would do nothing. Walk past it and cast a shadow and it's phoning people I hate. tbh, I think it was just a crap phone.
 
bobbyowenquiff said:
That is essentially a propaganda article for Saudi Arabia from Dan Roan who has spent the last decade writing vile and biased articles about our owner. Also bear in mind that Abu Dhabi is one of the most liberal regimes in the entire Middle East, especially compared to Saudi. So why has Roan and his BBC pals been so selective and vicious with his coverage of City?
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Nice words from Saudi, but there is no way anyone from the Saudi private sector will be allowed to be more successful with a football club than MbS is with Newcastle. Unless that private sector investment comes from MbS either directly or indirectly. Neither of which would be allowed by the FA, I imagine. Or at least, would take years to approve, by which time both clubs would be even more fucked.
 
Blue Mist said:
Google tells me that 8 billion people live on planet earth.
The Glazers put out a press release regarding the possible sale and told me they have 1.1 billion fans.
One of them is lying I wonder which one it is.
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The Glazers
Even the Rag fans think they're c***s
 
halfcenturyup said:
Nice words from Saudi, but there is no way anyone from the Saudi private sector will be allowed to be more successful with a football club than MbS is with Newcastle. Unless that private sector investment comes from MbS either directly or indirectly. Neither of which would be allowed by the FA, I imagine. Or at least, would take years to approve, by which time both clubs would be even more fucked.
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The intention isnt to 'win trophies'. Its to polish up the Saudi image to a Western audience. If Saudi Arabia could get two high profile premier league clubs under their portfolio, they would take it. Im pretty sure winning the PL with Newcastle isnt on MBS list of 100 things to do. Guys got more important things to worry about than football results.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
The won't get anywhere near it. Saudi won't sanction someone from inside the same country to compete against Newcastle.

And that's before the Premier League and supporters of said clubs...
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What he said.

The guy was just replying to questions. What else could he say? "If any private individual in Saudi buys United or Liverpool he better not have a long-term attachment to the use of his hands."
 
The RAGs are getting excited as they think Apple will buy them. Are these fucking clowns that stupid, why would Apple move into football and buy them. It makes no sense that a hugely successful tech giant buys a has been football club that needs 1.5bn spending on it and is miles away from its core business. I get it if they have guaranteed steaming revenue but they don’t and as far as I know it’s not up for tender. Rags are wanking over a made up Daily Star story. Apple aren’t stupid enough to believe they have a billion fans.

They will be bought by a yank consortium in another leveraged buy out and be in no different a situation in 10 year's. Green and gold will be back as club legend Mike Phelan retires and Scott Mct is brought in as an interim manager to save them from relegation. Mct is replacing Rashford who delivered nothing and got the job due to his Unshited dna. Soon to be released Giggsy is being lined up as sporting director.
 
Expect the dipper PR machine to come to life now, as they will want to be seen with a big suitor ready to put a big bid in for them as well.
 
Blue abroad said:
The RAGs are getting excited as they think Apple will buy them. Are these fucking clowns that stupid, why would Apple move into football and buy them. It makes no sense that a hugely successful tech giant buys a has been football club that needs 1.5bn spending on it and is miles away from its core business. I get it if they have guaranteed steaming revenue but they don’t and as far as I know it’s not up for tender. Rags are wanking over a made up Daily Star story. Apple aren’t stupid enough to believe they have a billion fans.

They will be bought by a yank consortium in another leveraged buy out and be in no different a situation in 10 year's. Green and gold will be back as club legend Mike Phelan retires and Scott Mct is brought in as an interim manager to save them from relegation. Mct is replacing Rashford who delivered nothing and got the job due to his Unshited dna. Soon to be released Giggsy is being lined up as sporting director.
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You've seen the future, haven't you?! Happy days.
 
Keeper! said:
Former rags executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward has been approached by groups seeking to buy the club, asking him to act as a consultant.


The gift that keeps giving.
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I hope it doesn't disappoint you but that is my team.
I realised that me drone and the bloke with the Curly Wurly might not be taken seriously. For that reason I approached Woody and asked him to front my bid. I may have made a grave error as when Eddie rang song son of Malc I heard over the phone 'oh ffs not you you fuckin' clown'.
 
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